The latest stream of anti-meth ads are getting a little disturbing.  I’m guessing that it’s working considering I see faces of twearkers in my nightmares.  At this point, I’m just glad I don’t have kids, because fielding a “why does that lady look like a zombie” question from a 6 year old girl doesn’t sound too appealing.

Getting killed by a zombie is number two on my list of ways I don’t want to die (close behind being eaten by a giant squid). Still, it’d be fun to know what I’d look like if I were to become a bloodthirsty undead monster. Send illustrator Rob Sacchetto a simple head shot, and he will create a gruesome portrait of you as a member of the walking dead — for just $80. If any of you were wondering what to get me as the perfect Christmas gift, you can stop wondering.

Today it was brought to my attention that The Warriors, presumably named after the totally rad movie (Baseball Furies, anyone?), may have just about the most wicked album art ever made.

1. Zombie dude.
2. Zombie dude is playing air guitar.
3. A Demon Wolf is coming out of Zombie dude’s belly.
4. Little red Demon Nymphs are coming out of the Wolf’s mouth.
5. Said Demon Nymphs are fighting each other.

The music? Well, it’s on Victory Records so it’s fronted by some guy who’s growl-screaming about some super emotional personal issues (or something), and the guitars are down-tuned, heavy and chugging away, and the rhythm section sounds like the ocean crashing against a sheer rock cliff face. … Not really my bag, but at least the album art makes me wanna stare death in the eye and roll a 20-sided die.

The Warriors‘ Genuine Sense of Outrage is available on Victory August 7th.