Oasis has sucked balls since whatever album Champange Supernova was on was released.  Sure, we all get drunk at parties, pick up a guitar and sing Wonderwall, but thats besides the point.

Well, it turns out that Canadians, the most violent people in the world, desided to tell them to fuck off.  Some solo flying Canuk bum-rushed the stage whilst the band was playing Toronto’s Virgin Festival, and knocked Noel Gallagher strait on his ass.  He would have got to Liam too if security didn’t beat him into a mushy pulp.

Reminder: this is coming from a band that has claimed they’re bigger than The Beatles, talks shit on every other band imaginable and consistently bicker at the state of the music scene.

Who knew Jay-Z could play the guitar? Or cover Wonderwall? Do you dig it or hate it? I think he kinda skimped on the lyrics & the actual guitar playing.. but he looks good with it I guess.