Today I spent a bit of time trolling around trying to find some sw33t sites to pimp our sketch routine, Manchild Drink Beer. Well, needless to say I ended up straying away from my original goal, and found these sites instead. Let’s have at it, shall we?

Tool of Satan is a site that was used by crazy Christians who believed that The Force from the Star Wars saga was a tool of the devil.  No, I’m serious, click the link for proof.  The video (below) shows the group members actively debating that the force is “made up, but jesus is real”.  Look, I’m (somewhat) Catholic, but we’re both on odd grounds… one group believes that the son of God popped out of a virgin, magically made booze from water, died and became a zombie before he flew to heaven; the other one believes in the force.

The Best Page in the Universe is basically a ranting blog that has a few lulz tucked away in it.  The guy probably has too much time on his hands, but what does that say about the dude who actively sought him out, then wrote his own blog about it?  Check this entry in particular.

Last, we have Explosm, which is home to my favorite web comic, Cyanide and Happiness.  It’s always good to stop by and see what the fella’s over there are producing.  Well, that’s my 2 cents, enjoi.

I’ve started a personal goal of trying to watch some form of porn during every minute here at the Synthesis. Realistically, it’s not too difficult considering my boss frequently tells me to blog about the most recent celebrity nude shots. But, as many guys realize after countless exposure to weird fetishes over the internetz, sometimes the nip-slips just don’t cut it anymore.

I bring you a new revolution to both watching mad pr0n AND getting your lulz on: sfw-porn.com. This is Microsoft Paint at it’s finest, bringing you quality porn in a comical, safe for work fashion.