Why Kevin Costner Wins at Movie Making

I remember when Waterworld came out in like 1995 or whatever people were super bummed on it. But I watched it last night and I’ll tell you what, that move is on some other shit, like some visionary status, nahmean? Just look at today’s headlines: we got “Rapid Acceleration in Human Evolution Described” (can anyone say FISH GILLS? WEBBED FEET?) coupled with “UN Chief: World Risks Oblivion Without Deal to Battle Global Warming.” Only other way the world could be heading to a MORE Waterworld-like scenario is if tomorrow’s headline was “Joe Hazelwood Comes Out of Retirement to Pilot Exxon Valdez.” What I’m trying to say is, Kevin Costner is totally the Jules Verne of the 20th Century. Recognize.