Maybe it’s just me, but America has been constantly digging itself into a deeper world of shit the past few years…We are still fighting a war that was declared “accomplished” in May 2003, We left thousands of American citizens stranded in the south after a natural disaster, and now the government about to spend $700 billion to bail out private investment (that adds to the over $9 trillion we are alrady in debt). With all this shit going here at home, Americans have become very apathetic to world issues. I doubt many Americans give a flying fuck what is going on in the other side of the world…HOWEVER I do! For those of you that didn’t know, Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez is set to visit Russia with hopes to increase the two countries already scary close ties and views on world politics. Both countires are extremly open about their opposition to US world dominance, and seek to make the world multi-polar (as it was during the Cold War). Both countries have been running military training at each others bases and “trainning” their troops to work together. This, in addition to the fact Russia is still providing various aid to Iran (a country that feels the exact same way Russia and Venezulea do about the US and its policies) and the fact that the US is making military demands for Russian troops to withdraw from various area around Georgia with “punitive damanges” attatched if Russia doesn’t do what we tell them to scares the SHIT out of me, and makes me agree with Daniel Taylor in saying “fuck Russia in the face“!! Basically, the future isn’t going to get any better, anytime soon and whoever gets elected is in for a rough presidency.

Once upon a time I posted some shit about Russia claiming arctic land and, like 90% of the blogs posted here, no one read it. But then Russia decided to pwn Georgia and out of the woodwork come legions of Russia haters, making the comments on the post far lulzier than the post itself could ever had hoped to be. Some examples:

FUCK RUSSIAN FEDERATION! FUCKING MONGREL DEGENERATES. ALL YOUR WHITE BLOOD COMES FROM FINLAND, KARELIA AND OTHER COUNTRIES THAT YOU STINKIES OCCUPIED. USELESS PIECE OF CRAP RUSSIA IS, SELL OIL, GAS OTHER NATURAL RESOURCES, YOU ARE USELESS FOR EVERYTHING ELSE. YOUR GOODS ARE PIECE OF MANURE, QUALITY IS HORRIBLE, EVEN YOUR MILITARY STUFF IS LAME. YOUR PEOPLLE LIVE IN HORRIBLE CONDITIONS WITH VOMIT STINKY TOILETS. RUSSIA STINKS! FUCK YOU! RUSSKIES GO TO HELL!

Some people got all historic on that shit:

Fuck russia! (with small r, no respect!)

They took our grandmothers and sent them to Siberia. Most of them died there. Then, if you spoke your original language, they would take you to KGB’s basement. And there was a thingy there, with blades.. first big ones then small ones until the shit you drop there would been deleted…and then there were trains there to sewer..so the blood could get away.

Almost 20 years when Estonia is free. We take down russian statues and shit(don’t ask me why now..). And then. They start to riot and smash the capital here screaming “where are our rights?!!”. Yee like the rights our grandmas had? The rights that we couldn’t speak our language or have our culture.

Yes Hitler was bad! However, modern day Germany hates the idea of Hitler. My friend who is a German, he could mess you up, if you talk about Hitler. And yet russia says that those days were golden and they put out the symbol of the times in there official parties. So basically naaaaaahh offf courrrseee Stalin and other fuckers weren’t as bad as Hitler right?!. Both of them were bad, however German thinks differently and russia don’t. That’s the problem!

Or really? No! Problem is that all russians are stupid! Yes. no no.. YES they are !
Check out this story: The riot night, one russian died(sadly only one..). Your thinking that Estonian police killed him? No. His own friend stabbed him:D Yes.. And now russian government wants to put a statue for his honour next to Estonians government. Because? WHAT THE FUCK? I mean.. His mother is doing some fake dears on TV saying that his son was killed by the police. HAH His son first robbed a store(got on videotape), then tryed to force in a bar, where some local customers(Estonians) were hiding. Like there was 15 of them against hundreds of russians outside. And the middle of the shit, he got stabbed. Now its of course our fault.
Let me tell you. Every single night russians get high on heroin, since stereotype russian is a drug-users. So basically they stab each other all the time. Like its not a russian party, if nobody doesn’t get stabbed.
So why not make a statue for every drugger fucking russian?

I mean. Please. I have no fucking idea how they managed to make AK, since they are more dumb then piece of shit on a stick.

Fuck russia in the face!

Others kept shit almost too real:

RUSSIA IS A PLACE , WHERE IN FRONT OF WOMAN’S DRUNK HUSBAND , YOU CAN FUCK HIS WIFE , AS MANY OTHERS DID…. MONGOLS, TATARS , PERSIANS , CAUCASIANS , BLACKS AND MANY OTHERS …. SO FUCK RUSSIA AS A NATION WITHOUT FATHER …

But Russia doesn’t take shit talk from former Soviet republics lightly. Their team of 1337 haxxors struck back:

ok, so try to fuck this country, THiS COUNTRY GONNA FUCK THE WORLD!!! FUCK usa*!!!!(no respect )!

HA-HA-HA! THE POOR WHORES!
RUSSIA PISSES YOU IN YOUR DIRTY MOUTH

But the obvious WINNAR was this:

FUCK russian MOTHEFUCKERS!!!

Fuck russian mothers in their graves.
russian girls are sluts!
russian man are alcoholics, animals that are even never shown on National Geographic channel.

All russians are Goats! in russian said “KOZYOL”

Fuck russian politics! It is them who let us use fuck word and hate rationally all the russians!!!

I wish you never lived this life! so russia are you happy that 98% of world hates you???

other 2% they still don’t know that you are real motherfuckers, assholes, and bastards.

Ask your mothers how many times they cheated on your fathers when they ware pregnant on you!

how many international cooks entered i their asses and in their mouths?

I hope America will destroy you once and forever. I beg America to do so!!! 98% of world will be happy and the rest 2% percent will lick ass of America this time!

“r” used in unrespect way!

PREPARE WORLD, TO LICK ASS OF AMERICA THIS TIME HAHAHAHAH!

Yes we fucking can!

Iraq veteran PFC Joseph Dwyer, famed in a patriotic wave in 2003 for the above picture in which he is rescuing an Iraqi child at Mt. Sinai, was found dead at his North Carolina home after apparent abuse of a computer aerosol.

Dwyer returned home from the war in 2006, already suffering from post-traumatic stress. He was unable to hold a job, clung to his firearms and fell into deep depression. He was treated at VAs but nothing helped. Dwyer’s recent death at age 31 will stand as an ironic tragedy.

And I remember when I got a phone that could take pictures I was pumped.

Since 2004, a team of professors and students from the University of California, Berkeley has searched for ways to let a single human supervise a team of robot planes. Now, this Center for Collaborative Control of Unmanned Vehicles has a new device for ordering around its drones: an iPhone.

In a video taken from this month’s Teaching & Technology conference, the Berkeley crew uses an iPhone to pick tasks for its drone squadron, input a set of coordinates for a local reconnaissance mission, and send the planes new orders while the aircraft are in the sky.

But don’t tell Steve Jobs how the Berkeley folks are using his gadget. According to the terms of the Apple Software Developer Kit agreement, “applications may not be designed or marketed for real-time route guidance; automatic or autonomous control of vehicles, aircraft, or other mechanical devices; dispatch or fleet management; or emergency or life-saving purposes.”

Apart from boasting a shithead college for shithead students and the world famous Sierra Nevada Brewery, Chico, California, has a thriving (if not nationally recognized) music scene. Many of the players in this scene contribute to a summer School of Rock-style band camp named The Collective Sound. Last year they decided to start putting together a documentary of the goings-on of the staff and the campers, aged 12-18. Watching it will give you that warm on the insides feeling. Please enjoy Episode 4.