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Get Video Matt on MTV
Author: Daniel Taylor6 Jan
Our little boy, Video Matt, is all growed up. You can tell by all his tattoos. Anyways, he’s trying to stretch his wings and fly, and has entered himself into the running to be a host on MTV. He will still of course, stalk Hayley from Paramore in his spare time, and sit outside the Synthesis office smoking cigarettes all day, but he’ll also be world famous instead of just internet famous, so go vote for him here. WORD
Are You A Dimwit? Please Stay Home Tuesday, November 4th
Author: spencer13 Oct
Do you prefer to let others make decisions for you? Are your opinions copied verbatim from talk radio pundits? Do you not bristle at being called “part of the flock?’ Are you a happy little sheep?
If so, on 11/4, Please Stay home. Watch FOX News. Eat these:
Just don’t vote. For the love of God and Country, please don’t vote. Thank you.
Live Blogging the House Bailout Vote: EPIC FAIL
Author: Daniel Taylor29 Sep
Looks like the House is gonna fail to pass the bailout bill, by 20 or more votes. Watching the votes trickle in is almost as interesting as watching the Dow Jones fuck off. Down almost over 600 right now.
UPDATE: With time now expires and most of the NV votes coming in, it stands at 205 yea, 228 nay. Along party lines, its looking at Democrates voting 140-95 for, and Republicans voting 65-133 against. But that will change as the day goes on, as normal House rules have been suspended in order to try to get this bill passed, as every Congressman’s stock broker gets on the horn and asks WTF.
UPDATE II: Well the bill has officially failed. Sorry about your retirement fund. Luckily I’m broke as fuck so I don’t really give a shit.
John Edwards Admits To Affair With Rielle Hunter
Author: Daniel Taylor8 Aug
Man, he really could’ve been the next Bill Clinton:
John Edwards repeatedly lied during his Presidential campaign about an extramarital affair with a novice filmmaker, the former Senator admitted to ABC News today.
In an interview for broadcast tonight on Nightline, Edwards told ABC News correspondent Bob Woodruff he did have an affair with 44-year old Rielle Hunter, but said that he did not love her.
Edwards also denied he was the father of Hunter’s baby girl, Frances Quinn, although the one-time Democratic Presidential candidate said he has not taken a paternity test.
Edwards said he knew he was not the father based on timing of the baby’s birth on February 27, 2008. He said his affair ended too soon for him to have been the father.
A former campaign aide, Andrew Young, has said he was the father of the child.
I’d still vote for him before I’d vote for John McCain, but that’s just because I ain’t a player hater.
MoveOn.org Commercials
Author: spencer20 Nov
Do political commercials even work on anyone anymore? Well, MoveOn seems to think so. They want you to vote for your favorite. I could just post their YouTube casts here, but really, I thought all of them pretty much sucked and made me hate
Fuck it, I’m voting for the corpse of Frank Zappa again.
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