I’m unvailing my latest tech creation:

The Digital Coffee Mug

Nah thats not true. In fact, by recent comments he made at an Italian restaurant in Harlem, he’s acting happier about giving them the right to vote (sarcasm implied, i assure you).

“It was like going into an Italian restaurant in an all-white suburb in the sense of people were sitting there, and they were ordering and having fun,” he said. “And there wasn’t any kind of craziness at all.”

O’Reilly pointed to the lack of difference between Sylvia’s and other restaurants as a marker of racial progress. He also noted that he went to an Anita Baker concert recently where the audience was evenly mixed between blacks and whites.

“The band was excellent, but they were dressed in tuxedoes, and this is what white America doesn’t know, particularly people who don’t have a lot of interaction with black Americans,” he said. “They think the culture is dominated by Twista, Ludacris and Snoop Dogg.”

“That’s right,” O’Reilly said. “There wasn’t one person in Sylvia’s who was screaming, `M.F.-er, I want more iced tea.”

Hahahah. Dear god, you couldn’t make this shit up!

Of course, its those dammed liberal’s fault.

“This is nothing more than left-wing outlets stirring up false racism accusations for ratings,” said Bill Shine, senior vice president for programming at Fox News Channel. “It’s sad.”

In other late breaking news, haven’t changed out of these jeans in almost a week, and noone has said a thing. YES!

To add to my list of stuff thats bumming me out this week, famed post-hardcore badasses Bleed the Dream have called it quits. I drunkenly stumbled upon this myspace bulletin last night:

Hi Dave from Bleed the Dream here,
After many years of ups and downs were calling it quits. It’s been such a rollercoaster ride from the beginning, from sneaking onto The Warped Tour in 2003 and pissing off its founder Kevin Lyman so bad that he later signed us to his label “Warcon Records”. We have traveled the world many times and made so many cool friends along the way, we like to think of Bleed the Dream as more then just a band but a family, we have been touched so much by all the love and support you gave us and Scotts family when we lost him to cancer in 2005 and we in return have tried to give that back to you on and off stage. As the saying goes everything must come to an End but that doesn’t mean we can’t remember all the good times we have enjoyed together, I’ll never forget the first time we played on the Kevin Says stage in 2003 when we had no merch no tent no nothing Ha Ha. Then 2 years later we’re playing at the Taste of Chaos in front of 15,000 people (we almost shit our pants). Its because of you that we have been able to make our dreams come true and we could never thank you enough for that. But we think most of all what we will take away from this whole experience is how much it made us grow up and see the world in a better way, we watched our friend Scott Gottlieb go into the studio and record drums everyday sicker then we hope to never be, and that changed us forever! We miss our friend and that being said were gonna dedicate these last 2 shows to Scott and his family and all the friends and fans that are going through the same situation as we did. I truly believe Scott’s still with us in spirit, So Scott we got a surprise for you!!! I just got off the phone with Brandon Thomas and he’s coming to Alaska to sing all the songs on “Built by Blood & Awake” like you would have wanted it… We feel so blessed to have met Tom he has been such a good compliment to Scott’s drumming and a great drummer himself and a over all great person. Also I think it was great that Mark dropped everything to come join our band and sing on our last record “Killer Inside”…I’m glad we will all be in Alaska as friends to the end playing songs with Brandon from Awake/Asleep and Built by Blood and songs from Killer Inside with Mark on vocals…
But don’t feel like your never gonna see us again
We’re all musicians to the end,
Tom and I are in a new band called “A Permanent Holiday” maybe Keith will join ya know he can’t live without me Ha Ha.
Scott’s probably jamming with Kurt and Jimmy…
Brandon’s got a new band called Phantom Communique
Marks back in the fashion industry and doing a Solo record…
Well goodnight and see you soon!!!!!!!!!
Dave and Keith
Bleed the Dream

Although Synthesis toolbox Video Matt refuses to listen them, I suggest you hunt down their first EP and play it over and over again until your emo side comes out.

In all my childhood I never once hoped that I would get a job bitching about pop singers on the internet… oh how the times have changed…

Ok, back on track. Britney Spears’ child custody hearings apparently aren’t going so well. Some big shot LA attorney told the press that there is a secret witness that will be introduced to the whole closed door free for all. The unknown man has accounts of Spears alleged drug use in front of her kids. If this dude blows the cover off the whole situation, you know who’s getting the little inbreds? Fuckin K-Fed. I don’t know whats more worthless, Federline’s intellect and parenting skills or the fact that I took time to blog about it.

Another thing, this whole Courtney Love act isn’t cool anymore. Thank god Francis Bean Cobain-Love (best name ever) seems to have her shit together enough to not already have a coke habit at 16. Plain and simple, if you have a ton of cash and jack up your kids heads, 9 times out of 10 its going to bite you in the ass. Just look at the Bush family. Hell, at least his daughters are good looking. /rant.

If you haven’t had a chance to check out Against Me! live, you’re missing out. I’ll be rocking out to the Sept. 25th show here in Chico. Til then, I’m blasting ‘Pints of Guiness’ on repeat.

Added shows:

Nov 3 Asbury Park Convention Hall - Asbury Park, NJ
Nov 4 Waterloo Park - Austin, TX
Nov 5 Canal Club - Richmond, VA
Nov 6 Center Stage - Atlanta, GA
Nov 8 Revolution - Ft. Lauderdale, FL
Nov 9 House of Blues - Orlando, FL
Nov 10 Metropolitan Park - Jacksonville, FL
Nov 12 Norva Theater - Norfolk, VA
Nov 13 9:30 Club - Washington, DC
Nov 15 Lupo’s - Providence, RI
Nov 16 Electric Factory - Philadelphia, PA
Nov 17 Terminal 5 - New York, NY
Nov 19 House of Blues - Cleveland, OH
Nov 20 Clutch Cargos - Pontiac, MI
Nov 21 House of Blues - Chicago, IL
Nov 22 Metro - Chicago, IL
Nov 23 First Avenue - Minneapolis, MN

Keep on the lookout for Synthesis coverage of AM! following the 25th. I smell a video interview…
source: myspace.com, absolutpunk.net

Local indie-rock sex icons Bear Hunter are heading out tomorrow to spread the love up the west coast. If you live in OR, WA or Northern California, check them out. Rumor has it they bought a 30 foot fire breathing robot just for this tour’s stage show, but my sources are less than credible.

Sep 14 2007 9:00P
Diablo’s Downtown Lounge with Three Guys That Paint and Redox Eugene, Oregon

Sep 15 2007 9:00P
Boundary Bay Brewery with The Loyal Sinners Bellingham, Washington

Sep 16 2007 9:00P
The Comet with Gozer (members of Vindaloo), Knives in the Attic and Preons Seattle, Washington

Sep 18 2007 8:00P
15th Street Pub with Dos Sorella Vancouver, Washington

Sep 19 2007 8:00P
Grapedrink Portland, Oregon

Sep 20 2007 9:00P
Red White & Brew with Belda Beast & History (Invades) Redding, California

Sep 21 2007 8:00P
The Stork Club with Electric Jellyfish, USA 4 LSD, Kreamy Lectric Santa & Saything Oakland, California

Sep 22 2007 9:00P
Old Ironsides with Trainwreck Revival Sacramento, California

You can pick up the new disk, ‘You Will Be Heard’, right here.