Syke. Griffin got knocked down yet another step on the Hollywood totem pole after her acceptance speech during the taping of the Creative Arts Emmys.

“A lot of people come up here and thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus,” an exultant Griffin said, holding up her statuette.

The As of now, Christian groups already tagged it as ‘hate speech’, and I’m sure Fox News will be on this like a cheap suit instead of the far less interesting problems in Darfur, Iraq, etc.

Props to Kathy… I’m not condoning Jesus hating and whatnot, but this is the most press shes received since Synthesis writer Spencer tried to convince the entire internet that her and Andy Dick were the same person.

Greatest line: “Suck it, Jesus, this award is my god now”.

So apparently Motley Crue was back together again at one point. Whodda thunk it?
Former junkies..err… band mates Sixx, Mars and Neil filed a lawsuit against Lee’s Carl Stubner in a dispute over payments. As a result, Lee has said adios to the hair rockers once again.

“Mr Lee has not made any allegations against his current personal manager,” the statement continued. “Mr Lee feels fortunate to have been part of the Motley Crüe reunion tour, as well as other opportunities outside of Motley Crüe over the past several years.

“It is unfortunate that others believe that they all could have made more money had Mr Lee exclusively participated in the band that he co-founded in 1980.”

My question is how can any of them remember a single thing about the 80’s in the first place? For god’s sake, they were getting paid in blow for half of it.

If the remaining members do, in fact, win the lawsuit, they will be entitled to 54 strippers (3 of which deceased), a crashed Ferrari, the rights to the $17 Lee made off of his solo album “Tommyland” and exactly 3/4 of Pam Anderson’s breasts… split 3 ways, of course.
Details to come.

As some of you might know, old ass jock-rocker Gary Glitter has been rotting in a Vietnamese jail sense 2005 for messing around with 11 and 12 year old girls (greeeeaaat). Giltter is now asking Vietnam for amnesty on all crimes comitted… lets look at his track record:
*His name is fucking Gary Glitter
*Convicted of possesion of child porn in 1999
*Convicted of child molestation in 2005
*His name is fucking Gary Glitter
*Had a single in the 70’s called ‘Do You Wanna Touch Me?”
*His name is fucking Gary Glitter

Well, at least his press shot doesn’t make him look like a pedophile.