I mean, there are some obvious reasons why television reporter Dagmar Midcap is topping the google trends at the moment. First of all, look, she’s a total milf.

That’s like on super-milf status. She also had a recurring role in television shows Dark Angel, Stargate SG1, and Smallville…as television reporters (way to stretch!).

Perhaps another reason why people are looking her up is that she has a name that hearkens of days of yore, braided maidens serving dripping slabs of meat to horn-helmed vikings.

“Dagmar Midcap, bring me more mead!!!”
That’s where my mind goes, right after “milf.”

Born and bred in Vancouver, BC, Dagmar Midcap now resides in Atlanta, covering weather for CBS channel 46. Her name also reminds me of snow-capped mountains. The folks who populate this messageboard also like to talk about Dagmar’s mountains.

That’s it. Google trends #! here we go!

For one show only…

Rival Schools, made up of members from CIV, Gorilla Biscuits, Quicksand and Youth of Today will be reuniting for Norway’s Hove Festival, which takes place June 23rd - June 27th. Also taking part in the festival will be Converge, Les Savy Fav, Beck, Jay-muthafuckin’-Z, and several other, far less important/interesting acts such as Flogging Molly and Coheed and Cambria.

VIKINGS ARE STOKED!!

If you happen to be a fan of this wonderful band, do yourself a favor and check out some of Walter Schreifels‘ solo work. It’s pretty legit. Also check out his other band, Walking Concert.