10 Apr

Check out this Video for Hot Chip’s latest single, “One Pure Thought” due out May 5th. You can pre-order it on vinyl here.
13 Mar
Representing the East Bay, Ashkon is stepping up the hyphy game to a whole new level son! Peep the video for “Hot Tubbin’” above.
11 Mar
Seriously. I challenge anyone to try watching this montage of Mike Tyson’s greatest quotes and not laugh. What’s really laughable though, is the recent rumblings of a Mike Tyson, Evander Holyfield rematch later this year:
British heavyweight Danny Williams told BBC Sport last week that any Holyfield-Tyson rematch would be “a freak show”, and “an insult to everybody’s intelligence”. Another critic of a Holyfield-Tyson bout is former undisputed world heavyweight champion Lennox Lewis, who beat both of them. “I wouldn’t give Tyson a hope,” he said. “Evander’s obviously the better fighter but I’d rather see him do something else. Why fight the same fight again? We all know who would win.”
The last Tyson-Holyfield in 1997 ended when Tyson was disqualified for biting off part of Holyfield’s ear, not once, but twice:
Like he said himself in the first video “I’m gonna make sure you talk about me. Your grandkids and greatgrandkids are gonna know about me. I’m gonna make sure of that. You’ll never forget about me. Your greatgrandkids are gonna say ‘Wow, wasn’t that a bizarre individual?’” Why yes, yes it was.
10 Mar
According to a source inside his Administration, Eliot Spitzer has admitted to being involved in a prostitution ring. There is a press conference happening today, which will no doubt provide many lulz:
Just last week, federal prosecutors arrested four people in connection with an expensive prostitution operation. Administration officials would not say that this was the ring with which the governor had become involved. But a person with knowledge of the governor’s role said that the person believes the governor is one of the men identified as clients in court papers. Mr. Spitzer, a first term Democrat who pledged to bring ethics reform an end the often seamy ways of Albany, is married with three children.
DUN DUN DUN!
UPDATE: Huffington Post has more on Spitzer’s whore dispensary of choice, Emperor’s Club VIP, including this text from the club’s website, which has since been taken down:
Emperors’ Club vip is the most preferred international social introduction service for those accustomed to excellence. Introducing the most impressive models to leading gentleman of the world is our expertise. We specialize in introductions of: fashion models, pageant winners and exquisite students, graduates and women of successful careers (finance, art, media etc…) to gentlemen of exceptional standards. When seeking an evening date, a weekend travel companion, or a friend to accompany you during your next business / social function our models are perfect preference.
We act for a select group of educated, refined and successful international clients who give their best in all they do and who, in return, only wish to receive the best. Catering to clients who will not compromise in any area of their life…
Our meticulous standards of beauty, intelligence and charm ensure that you always encounter the quality you’ve come to expect in a woman, when with an Emperors’ Club vip model. Each of our companions is a product of an exceptionally fine background and a success in her right. All rendezvous are individually crafted to suit the needs of your specific occasion. Note that each model has place in her schedule for a select number of appointments per month, so your date will be a special one for both of you.
Our goal is to make life more peaceful, balanced, beautiful and meaningful. We honor commitment to our clients as we covet long-term relationships of trust and mutual benefit. Experience for yourself a service of obvious distinction…
It also has some screengrabs showing some of the girls’ pages and pricelists, with some girls going for as much as $31,000 a day:


UPDATE II: Video of the press conference is below.
29 Feb
I guess a lot of people are hitting this one up right now, because the buffering is killing me. But I think i was able to make out the Justin Timberlake cameo in the beginning. This is why the TV still pwns the Internet.
21 Sep
Synthesis blogger and Video Dood Numero Dos Dallas VonKillbot recently cruised down to Orangevale to hang out with Emanuel, Envy on the Coast and The Receiving End Of Sirens at the good old Boardwalk. In the first of three videos, here’s him kicking back with Emanuel and trying to look hard in a bandana.
