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23 Jul
So I’m pretty sure that somewhere in Gridley, CA, Video Matt has a web of underground tunnels. After dodging the poison tipped darts, stepping on the stones that reveal the true name of God and taking the leap of faith over the pit of doom, you come to a giant vault. There, after saying “Hayley Williams” backwards 3 times, the vault bursts open with a cloud of smoke escaping. It is there, my friends, that lies Matt’s secret stash of all the randomness he has filmed whilst being with his band buddies, Paramore. Recently found footage has been turned loose onto the web, which finally answers man’s oldest question: “What would it look like if Paramore was playing around with airsoft guns?”.
