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Band Names are Hard To Say
Author: Daniel Taylor30 Jun
When you’re as batshit insane as Video Matt. Watch him flub Anberlin:
Then Greeley Estates:
And as we’ve already covered, he got hella shit from 13-year-old emos on the internet for fucking up The Devil Wears Prada’s name:
But hey, we still love him. And more importantly, emo bands bro down with him hella. So go ahead and talk shit, but video matt proves it in the pit, or at least the Guitar Center tent.
Katy Perry Interview on Synthesis.net
Author: Daniel Taylor26 Jun
Video Matt can usually keep his cool around the swinging dicks he typically associates with, but watch as pop-songstress and fashionista Katy Perry seems to get your boy a little rattled when she puckers up and tries to lay some lips on him. MEMO TO VIDEO MATT: when the broad with the #1 song on the Billboard charts makes kissy noises next to you, GO FOR IT BRO!!!11
Angels and Airwaves Interview on Synthesis.net
Author: Daniel Taylor25 Jun
In case you couldn’t tell from the entire Digital Magazine we dedicated to his various creative pursuits, we here at Synthesis have a giant boner for Tom DeLonge, frontman for Angels and Airwaves and formerly Blink-182. Our most recent stroking comes courtesy of Video Matt who caught up with Tom and his bandmate Matt Wachter at the San Francisco date of the Warped Tour. If I don’t get some free Macbeth shoes pretty soon I’m gonna be pissed. Size 10.5. Make it happen.
Video Matt Pwns All Haters With The Devil Wears Prada
Author: Daniel Taylor24 Jun
People on Youtube talk shit, but Video Matt proves it in the pit. Last time he interviewed The Devil Wears Prada, some of their fans tried calling him out on a mispronunciation of the band’s name, but check out the above interview to see for yourself that TDWP love Video Matt like a brother. Still don’t believe it? Check out their new musical collaboration below, on some hyphy emo shit. It’s gonna be huge in ‘09.
Spencer Pratt is a Tool
Author: Dallas VonKillbot17 Jun
I hate Spencer Pratt. Almost everything about this douche annoys me in some way. Don’t get me wrong, people making cash for doing absolutely nothing hold a special place in my heart, because they managed to manipulate millions of people into thinking they have social status.
When it comes to arrogant pieces of shit like this, just be glad we have David Letterman. Watch as he completely pwns Spencer throughout the entire video.
Just Because You Can Never Get Too Much Video Matt
Author: Daniel Taylor16 Jun
This is what happens when you talk too loud outside of someone’s office in the middle of the day. At least no one got hurt, except for the coffee maker. For more outtakes go to our fucking YouTube page.
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