March 14th is Steak and Blowjob Day

So apparently, dudes with shitty girlfriends and no lives have decided that March 14th, one month after Valentines Day, is officially Steak and Blowjob Day, a holiday created “so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.” For what its worth, some girl sucking my dick after I just ate a bunch of red meat doesn’t really strike me as the ultimate pledge of devotion. It sounds like some Eliot Spitzer type shit.  I’ll take a Veggie Burrito and some old fashioned missionary any day of the week, thank you very much.