I know I say it a lot, but FUCK AIG! On September 22nd, a week after the government gave these ass-holes $85 billion to essentially save their company, 70 of their top executives made a weekend trip to California to enjoy some sunshine and relax at a baller resort, St. Regis Monarch Beach. What’s the big deal you ask? The dick-heads at AIG spent almost $500,000 on this trip, and the money was pulled from the $85 billion they just received from the US government to save their asses from bankruptcy. The list of expenses and how they decided to spend the money blows my mind. $23,000 on spa treatments, almost $7,000 on golf, and a shade under $10,000 on room service. I’m just glad that as we are on the road to a global depression, these sons-of-bitches are spending money that was given to them to clean up their messes and hopefully save the economy on getting their nails done and playing golf. While thousands of Americans are loosing their homes and jobs, these guys spending our tax money on weekend trips to resorts that probably less than 5% of Americans could even afford to go to. If this is how AIG and other companies that received money are planning to use the funds, we either need to take that shit back, or be prepared to be even more fucked in the next couple of years.

StumbledUpon the Top 11 Deserted Beaches Around The World. Couldn’t resist sharing it with you, dear Synthesis reader. Let’s go on a virtual vacay together…

Cayo Costa, Florida

On a barrier island off Florida’s southern Gulf coast, it is reachable only by private boat or a small public ferry that charges $25 per person for day visitors.

Once you arrive, though, count on having at least some of its nine miles of soft white sand all to yourself.

See the rest of ‘em.