A rare find in Utah has biologists stumped. A mysterious fanged critter (pictured above) was found in Utah after some ice melted.

The strange creature was found after about 4,000 fish were discovered dead in a Brigham City pond, according to officials.

Officials said the pond may have been poisoned or the water may have run out of oxygen due to the thick ice.

While checking the pond, the creature was spotted.

“When we first saw that fish, we thought what in the ….. is that thing?” Utah Divison of Wildlife Resources Ben Boyce said.

The aquatic chupacabra-looking thing was found with carp and goldfish that had been stocked in a Brigham City pond. Biologists haven’t a clue what the fuck the thing is, but they postulate that it may be a trout that has decomposed in such a way that the teeth became more prominent. That sounds like bullshit to me, but whatever. Clearly, it’s some kind of underwater demon. Researchers are waiting for it to decompose entirely so they can study the bone structure. More pictures of the creature can be found here.

Apparently Quentin Tarantino doesn’t like being in front of the camera nearly as much as he does being behind it. The footage is from this year’s Sundance Film Festival, which somehow came and went last week without me even knowing it. Guess nothing really exciting happened. Bunch of stupid ass movies I’ll never watch showing for a bunch of people way richer than me, in a town that somehow manages to be cool despite being just up the road from one of the most vanillafied bastions of backwards religious fundamentalism this side of the Mississippi, Salt Lake City, Utah. Maybe, next year.