Supercar Life is more or less a service that give the customer the ability to drive insane cars on badass tracks. While this has been done before, I don’t think I’ve heard of anything this extravagant or with this cool of rides. Currently the company is boasting a Ferrari F430, a Lamborghini Gallardo, an Aston Martin DB9, a Mercedes CLK63 AMG (Black Series), and a Porsche Turbo 997. With all cars between the 185 to 198 m.p.h. range, this is probably the closest way to feel like you’re on Entourage without paying Turtle to stand around you and get high.

Currently, the company is based around the New Jersey Motorsports Park, which has been scheduled to open at the beginning of this month. What I want to know is what happens when you accidentally take the Lambo into the wall on the 5th turn… who fronts the bill for that shit? According to the website, pricing goes between $5000(+/-) to $5700.

From the site:

The cars aren’t the only things that set us apart
The Supercar Life experience includes a entire day of driving all of our supercars on one of the country’s premier racetracks, catered trackside meals, an end of day champagne reception as well as a gift bag containing exclusive Supercar Life gear. To help you share your experience, you’ll receive a photo of yourself with your favorite car and a DVD with in-car video footage of you behind the wheel.

We also offer an optional Luxury Package that features additional services like chauffeured transportation to and from the airport, luxury hotel accommodations and a dinner the evening before the event.

Somewhere in China, a turtle is smoking a cig. He started after picking up the smoldering butts Chinese owner Li Yun left in the garden. When he doesn’t get his fix, he gets turtley pissed off!!

“Whenever I smoke it lifts its head out of the water and stares.”

“If I don’t let it smoke, it swims around crazily, scratching the sides of its little pond. It won’t stop until I give it a cigarette and it bites the butt – you can see the tip glowing.”

“Within four minutes the cigarette’s gone.”

A local animal protection society says it wants to have words with Li at Kouqian, China.

A spokesman said: “If the turtle smokes voluntarily, there is little we can do – but we want him to stop making it public.”

Oops. Sorry.

Ok - so I just watched this weeks episode of Entourage and they went into this whole thing about Turtle answering a Craigslist ad that ended up being some chick that wanted to fuck a chubby guy in his 20’s while he wore a pink bunny suit. weird. I’d imagine you’d get pretty hot in that giant bunny outfit…