Dog the Bounty Hunter has had a tough couple of months, what with the whole racists rant caught on tape and sold to the National Enquirer and its fallout. BTW, check out that link for a DT blog and subsequent comment thread containing whole bunch of the worst people on the internet saying bad hurtful words, and a whole bunch of people standing up for morals and decency rebuking them with bad hurtful words. (ah, teh internets.)

Well, the person responsible for leaking the conversation, his son Tucker Chapman has gotten himself into hot water as well by violating his parole.

From the Hawaii Star Bulletin:

The alleged violations include drug use, association with a felon, failing to inform the parole officer that he had contact with a police officer and failure to follow the police officer’s instructions…

Too bad he didn’t go on the lamb - that would have made for a great episode of Dog’s show.

Speaking of, Duane Dog has reportedly resumed filming episodes for the next season of his show, though A&E has yet to announce the air-dates for his return. They must be waiting for the nation to forget about his tirade and the pig-eyed idiocy squirming under the slim greasy surface of his mullet. Shithead.

So people who hang out on the internet might remember way back to yesterday, when news broke that a leaked phone conversation which featured Dog the Bounty Hunter aka Duane Chapman imploring his son Tucker to stop dating a “nigger” had led to the suspension of production on Dog’s eponymous show on A&E. As it turns out, the conversation was actually recorded and leaked by Tucker Chapman himself, who then sold the tape to the National Enquirer for what Dog’s lawyer decribed as “a lot of money.”  Talk about Bounty Hunting! For his part, Dog is, of course, apologetic to both his son and the woman (before he knew, however, that it was his son who leaked the tape) and issuing a statement that he was”disappointed in his choice of a friend, not due to her race, but her character. However, I should have never used that term.” He also said he was ashamed of himself and pledged to make amends.

I would ALMOST feel sorry for Dog, I mean, everyone fucks up, especially when no ones looking. But unfortunately, bylaw 345 line 6 of the 21st Century Media Rulebook states that “any person starring or otherwise appearing in a biographical reality television series based upon their supposed ‘real life’ automatically forfeits any and all right to privacy and/or sympathy from the media and greater public in the event of a personal fuck-up.” Sorry, brah. Aloha!!

A&E has “indefinitely suspended” production of the hit show Dog the Bounty Hunter, after a taped conversation of him imploring his son Tucker to stop dating a “nigger” was leaked onto the internet for hella lulz. Here’s the transcript:

Duane “Dog” Chapman: I don’t care if she’s a Mexican, a whore or whatever. It’s not because she’s black, it’s because we use the word nigger sometimes here. I’m not gonna take a chance ever in life of losing everything I’ve worked for for 30 years because some fucking nigger heard us say nigger and turned us in to the Enquirer magazine. Our career is over! I’m not taking that chance at all! Never in life! Never! Never! If Lyssa [Dog's daughter] was dating a nigger, we would all say ‘fuck you!’ And you know that. If Lyssa brought a black guy home ya da da… it’s not that they’re black, it’s none of that. It’s that we use the word nigger. We don’t mean you fucking scum nigger without a soul. We don’t mean that shit. But America would think we mean that. And we’re not taking a chance on losing everything we got over a racial slur because our son goes with a girl like that. I can’t do that Tucker. You can’t expect Gary, Bonnie, Cecily, all them young kids to [garbled] because ‘I’m in love for 7 months’ - fuck that! So, I’ll help you get another job but you can not work here unless you break up with her and she’s out of your life. I can’t handle that shit. I got ‘em in the parking lot trying to record us. I got that girl saying she’s gonna wear a recorder…

Tucker Chapman: I don’t even know what to say.

Sorry brah! Aloha!!1
(update - Dog the Bounty Hunter Gets PWN3D by His Own Son)