So this season on America’s Next Top Model Tyra has decided to include a transvestite. Besides the fact this is a feeble way to claim that she’s pushing the boundaries of television, I think it’s going to be interesting. The problem with the whole thing is that Isis, the said man woman appears to be a crackhead with a way to skinny body and a jacked face.

Hmmm… is Tyra Banks trying to reteach us the true essence of beauty or was this the only transvestite that showed up to the auditions? Personally, I think Tyra has a misunderstanding of progression through the media. I could ramble on about true reasons to her thinking that dressing up in a fat suit and walking around town, thinking it’s cutting edge, but I’m a lil’ low on potassium and eating this banana is making me gag a little bit. I give you Isis.

Scouring the internetz for meaningless bullshit and transvestite porn (like I usually do on Wednesday mornings), I stumbled upon another YouTube gem, this time from Gatorade.  The clip starts as a minor league baseball player takes the plate.  The hitter steps up, knocks one just outside the foul pole… then, out of nowhere, the hot looking ball girl does some crazy ninja shit and catches the thing 14 feet up in the air.

Although Gatorade has admitted to making the video, they do not know how it was released to the public.  My guess?  Charles Barkley broke in and stole that shit, still pissed that Jordan got those billion dollar contracts and he was stuck with announcing.