Yeah, apart from our award winning blog* I know we’re supposed to put out a magazine called “Synthesis,” either on news stands or distributed digitally. Sorry about that. We’ve been too busy drinking beer and playing with toys.

I mean, breaking collectible action figures while improv-ing skits about economic stimulus checks and kosher giraffes is important work and all, but…

*If you call your blog “award winning” enough times, it starts to actually become so. Or at least move into the gray area between fiction and fact.

The most difficult bog I’ve ever had to ‘write.”

More “journalism” after the jump. (it gets better) (more…)

This Article has to be one of the funnier things I’ve seen in the past few days. Way to be awesome again Cracked.com!

And they didn’t even include this guy.