Ladies and gentlemen, please pray for Tila Tequila! Someone has stolen her laptop from the airport. Click here to go to her stupid blog post.

I am so upset right now! I was traveling from LA earlier today to Mexico and someone at the airport security actually opened up my suitcase and straight up STOLE MY LAPTOP!!!! How can someone do something so horrible? I mean, we give these people at the airports our trust when we check in our luggage, knowing and trusting that the airport security is there is make sure that our things are properly taken care of and what do they do’??? They betray our trust and take advantage of their rights and steal our things! I am so sad right now I could cry….

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Truly horrific. I think Mr. Douchebag has it, Tila.