Just watched the new teaser trailer for Terminator 4 and it definitely looks more promising than Terminator 3 but that’s not saying much. At least Arnold is out and Christian Bale is in. Time for a change?

“We fucked up in Ohio. In Ohio they are obsessed and Hillary is going to town on it, because she knows Ohio’s the only place they can win. She’s a monster too - that’s off the record - she is stooping to anything.” –Obama aide Samantha Power

An unfortunate remark from a woman promoting her book to the Scotsman. Ms. Power has since resigned and the comment stands as a black eye amidst a rough week for the Obama campaign. But let’s get down to brass tax: Is Hillary Clinton really a monster? I think not.

I have it on good authority that Hillary Clinton is closely related to the cyborg, specifically Cyberdyne Systems Model 101. And really, the writing is on the wall; manic facial expressions, bulldog front, pitiless emotions and a lust to kill. Combine these traits with her seemingly indestructible nature, and you’ve got yourself a T-800 series Terminator. This of course should come as no surprise, as a T-800 is already the governor of California.

None of this, though, is good news for the Obama camp. It’s not easy fighting off any cyborg, let alone one with a hankering for politics.

A date for summer 2009 has already been set for the fourth Terminator movie, the clumsily titled Terminator Salvation: The Future Begins. The film is slated to have sorta-douchey Charlie’s Angels series director McG at the helm and will star Christian Bale in the role of John Connor, humanity’s last hope against a horde of robots. The film will open May 22nd, 2009. I know. The anticipation…