A man in New York filed a lawsuit after finding a knife with a 7-inch blade baked into the bread of his “Cold Cut Trio” foot-long Subway sandwich.

Joe Agnesini, 26-years-old, said he had eaten some of the sandwich when saw the knife sticking out. He is seeking $1 million from the chain restaurant. And I just ate Subway yesterday, great. Hopefully this is just another finger-in-the-chili incident because where else would I buy ridiculously cheap sandwiches?

Watch how cooler heads prevail.

Dude is my new hero.