The 14 year-old kid in me just dropped a load. The Stone Temple Pilots have announced a 65 city tour beginning May 17th in Columbus, OH. Now that Weiland has kicked Velvet Revolver to the gutter (where they have always belonged), count on STP tearing the house down at a city near you.

On that note….

Los Angeles, CA · April 7th, 2008

Scott Weiland * Dean DeLeo * Robert DeLeo * Eric Kretz

WHEN: Monday, April 7th, 2008 7pm

WHERE: Houdini Estate, Hollywood Hills, CA

WHY: Because drug addiction is not a laughing matter. And it’s expensive. Oh, and you know, love of rock music and all…

WHAT: Velvet what now?