Centennial High School in Portland, OR has decided that kids shaving lines in their eyebrows a la Soulja Boy is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS. Any student caught with thusly groomed eyebrows is being sent home until they shave off their eyebrows completely:

Centennial administrators are telling students with the lines that they can’t return to school until they shave their eyebrows off. Assistant Principal Mark Porterfield said the students are not suspended, but they are not allowed in school until they cooperate.

Andy Gonzalez, a junior at Centennial with one vertical line shaved down his brow, was studying for a test when a security guard approached him and said, “If you’re going to come to school like that, don’t come at all.” Gonzalez, 17, says he isn’t in a gang and shaved the lines to look cool and impress girls. But he says he’d be humiliated if he had to shave his brows off.

Who hates Soulja Boy? YOUUUUUUUUUU!!

A 12-year-old boy turned into a man yesterday when he threw a rock at Soulja Boy’s tour bus. When asked why, he simply responded, “MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT!” Haha, just playin’. He said he hates Soulja Boy. And that’s all you need to know. Unless of course you’d like to learn the dance…

And actually, while we’re at it, there’s one more thing you should know… What it is to “superman a ho“??? HELLO, BILL O’REILLY, AREN’T YOU GOING TO JUMP ON THIS?

DJ Souljah and Smif N Wessun killin it. I don’t claim to know jack shit about hip-hop, I only know what makes me rock. This track is ill, dig.