All of Daniel’s animal death and destruction posts seem to be influencing me. It turns out that MARS, the company responsible for making M&Ms, Snickers, and other candies you can plant a razor blade into while high on meth the night before Halloween, has been testing on animals. Cute little animals. The ones that star in Disney animated features.

From PETA2:

Mars has funded cruel experiments in which mice were fed a candy ingredient and forced to swim in a pool of paint. The mice had to find a platform to try to avoid drowning, only to be later killed and dissected. In another gruesome experiment supported by Mars, rats were fed cocoa and then sedated with carbon dioxide so that blood could be collected through a needle that punctured their hearts.

Wow. I never want to eat Mars products again.
WARNING: This video contains sensitive material that will make you stop eating Snickers bars, and possibly cry yourself to sleep.

This awesome clip of Video Matt eating a maggot ridden Snickers bar!!! OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. Really though, it was kind of on some disgusting ass shit, when right after he took it out of his mouth to go puke for awhile, like two gigantic sandworm looking maggots crawled out of their little Snickers tunnels to see what the fuck was crackin. AHHH YOUTH!! But maggots aren’t all bad. In fact, Maggot Therapy is one of the new cures being used to treat the dreaded Superbug that Spencer was rapping about last week. Now that’s REAL TALK