News flash: our economy is fucked, the stock market is falling pretty damn fast and our dip-shit President tried to pass a worthless bill earlier today (read: 2/3 of Republicans voted no). Now that thats settled, lets talk Kanye.

As reported earlier this month, Kanye West was being a huge dick at LAX and decided to go postal on some photographer. Continuing with the rest of the celebs retaining their untouchable stature amongst the US Justice Dept., the felony assault charges were dropped.

The hip-hop star Kanye West will not face felony charges over an altercation last month at Los Angeles International Airport, BBC News reported. Mr. West, and his road manager, Don Crawley, were arrested on Sept. 11 after they were involved in a fight with a photographer while Mr. West waited to board a flight to Hawaii. During the incident, the photographer’s camera was damaged. The Los Angeles County district attorney’s office referred the case to the city attorney’s office, which will consider whether the pair should face misdemeanor charges.

I’d say that busting a camera and roughing a guy a little bit shouldn’t instantly equal a felony conviction, but it will be interesting to see the results of the city’s consideration for the misdemeanor charges.

In other news, Shy LaBuff Shie LaBloueffe the kid from the Transformers movie will not be serving time for his DUI charges… even though he was Driving Under the Influence.

Shia LaBeouf will not be charged with drunken driving for a West Hollywood traffic accident that badly injured his hand, but he could have his license suspended for refusing to take a breath test.

There was “insufficient evidence” to charge LaBeouf with drunken driving, Los Angeles County District Attorney spokeswoman Jane Robison said Thursday. She said prosecutors are considering charges against two other people involved in the July collision.

I feel like the court system thinks that week need these celebrities to function. I dunnow about you, but I could live without Kayne’s bitch ass rants and whatever the hell Shia LaBeouf’s next project is.

So, the older he gets, the more badass he becomes. Shia LeBeouf, child actor gone bad, was recently caught BREAKING THE LAW on the set of his film for Trasformers II. As reported by Perez Hilton, LeBeouf could not resist the urge to light up in a “non smoking allowed” area at the Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum In Washington, D.C. He was busted when he set off a smoke alarm in the men’s restroom. He pretty much got a slap on the wrist with a stern lecture and a warning that he would be ejected from the museum if he lit up again. GEEEESH! Some actors think they can get away with anything. It isn’t like he is invincible for crying out loud. I remember this cat from the television series on the Disney Channel, Even Stevens. Oh, those were the days. This kid just seems to be digging more Holes for himself, which was yet another movie where he portrayed a young mischievous adolescent. Was this are imitating life? Or maybe it was a sign of things to come.

This is way more entertaining than wasting $9 to see Shia LaBeouf on the big screen. I never realized the abilities of Legos.