Serge Gainsbourg
Histoire de Melody Nelson
Light in the Attic

A caricature-looking Frenchman with a penchant for penning songs pertaining to lust, drugs and morbid infatuation, Serge Gainsbourg’s output from the late ‘50s through the 1970s remains a hallmark in the annals of sexual pop music. Histoire de Melody Nelson, originally released in 1971 and now repackaged by Light in the Attic Records, tells the lurid tale of Gainsbourg’s (fictional?) affair with a 15-year-old girl named Melody. Lyrically devious yet breathtaking, the compositions are chock-full of punchy soul groove; drums hot with grace notes and hi-hat, guitar shrill and lick-y, bass smooth with mid-range and string arrangements sparse but poignant. Gainsbourg himself resides as the smoky-voiced overlord, enticing all listeners to step within his world of temptation. “Où es-tu Melody et ton corps disloqué?”
Jacob Sprecher

This is great & makes me giggle. What this woman’s dentist thought was an innocent screen grab of a dental plan for his patient turned out giving her much more information that she wanted.

YouPorn is circled if you can’t see it, or visit here to see the full size. So don’t feel bad, dentists don’t always live the good life rollin’ in beamers, poppin’ bubbly and having amazing sex with their wives. They sit at home and watch YouPorn. So next time you get your teeth cleaned, here’s something for your thoughts.

Forget Nailin’ Paylin, it’s supposably all about HEADOSTATE now. $21.95 worth every penny!?

“Love your candidate, let him love you back!”

Next up:

“He’s been screwing you for 8 years so you might as well enjoy it!”

In the episode of Family Guy where Peter gets Death (Adam Corolla) a date with an awkward pet shop owner, Death and the girl go out to a coffee shop. The conversation goes quiet, and Death, trying to perk up the unbearable scilence, asks, “So, have you been on the internet? They’ve got some crazy things on that internet”.  Death was undoubtedly talking about people that have sex with cars.

Mechaphiles, or people with a fetish towards machinery, are a quiet group of people in the sex world, but they do exist. Forums like Sex With Cars allow people with like-minded interests about fornicating with cars, boats, etc. to come together, although most of these sites seem to be pretty dead in terms of activity.

After a tad of research and some really creepy mental pictures, I’ve come to realize there are actually people out there into weirder shit than me (hell, some people would claim that getting peed on with an apple in my mouth, tied up like a roasted pig while Disney’s Bambi is playing in the background isn’t that weird in the first place). Anyways, after the jump is the complete guide to having sex with cars… I don’t know if it’s appropriate for minors, but I’m pretty confused about the whole topic in general.

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So obviously some bigwigs over at Lifestyles (condom maker) have been searching the net recently.  With the influx of all these TOWTALLY HAWTT!!1 Miley Cyrus semi-nudes, who else do you think would go to for possibly the sleaziest marketing campaign EVAR.

Lil’ miss ‘Hannah Montana’ has reportedly been offered a cool $1 million by LifeStyles Condoms to be their rep aimed at getting teens to use their product, the Daily News reports. Ironically, the report comes on the same day that more saucy private photos of Cyrus hit the Web, this time showing the teen queen kissing and cuddling with an unidentified male.

“Pop Culture proves that teens are more ready than ever to disuss the subject of sex,” LifeStyles marketing VP Carol Carrozza said. Carrozza said that recent reports showing 1 in 4 teen girls have a sexually transmitted disease paired with the teen pregnancy rate makes them believe “Miley is both influential and relatable to this afflicted set - and is the obvious choice to get the message of safe sex out to teens across America.”

Aside from the fat paycheck, the condom producer is also willing to give Cyrus a lifetime supply of their prophylactics … for “whenever she decides the time is right.”

Well, judging her by the recent pics that came out today, I think ‘the time is right’.

A 33-year-old man from Michigan wore his “World’s Greatest Dad” shirt to meet what he thought was a 14-year-old girl for sex = major FAIL