With all the buzz around Sex and the City, and how everyone kept telling me, ‘No! You’ll love it! Its amazing!‘, I wanted to shed a little light on the topic from a man’s view. Before you start, this post is totally TL;DR.

Tuesday evening started like most evenings, minus me being sober at 8pm. I quickly discovered that this was my first mistake of the evening. My girlfriend and I were strolling into the movies, half debating what to see. I was pushing for The Strangers, her for Sex and the City. Of course, me being a submissive bitch, I quickly conceded knowing that at least I might see a nipple or two.

After standing in line for popcorn for 15 minutes, we hop into the theater. I would later discover that not getting the extra large tub was my second mistake. We’ll talk more about that later. The previews were worthless; Will Smith is some shitty super hero, some robot named Wallee is apparently hilarious to the group of women to my right ( HAHAHAHA HIS NAME IS SPELLED WALL-EE!!!one!!! HAHAH!). I look down at the popcorn and realized I over salted it, and the butter was too greasy. This would be my focus for the next 3 hours.

The movie starts….

Warning: Spoiler alert after the jump!
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Kristen Davis - everyone’s favorite prissy stress case from Sex and the City looks like she might have made an actual sex tape. Is it her? Well - it sure as hell looks like her here in this photo.

Granted it might be a doppelgänger but I really don’t think so. Charlotte York would be freaked. Her publicist also added “This is not a photo of Kristin Davis. There is no sex tape.” Isn’t that what all publicists say at first? If you have a link - post it in the comments, I think further review is necessary.