Yesterday a severed foot washed up on the western coast of Canada. It was the 5th severed foot to have washed up in the same area in the past year or so. In the article on cnn.com Constable Sharlene Brooks of the Delta Police Department in British Columbia was quoted as saying

“It is a little mysterious, but we don’t know if it is linked to others.

Are you fucking KIDDING me?!?! How many one footed pogo stick looking motherfuckers do they have hopping around Canada?! Is it so many that they don’t know if 5 severed feet washing on to shore in the same spot may not be related because this was a left foot and the others were right feet?!?!

I used to like Canada, but now I realized it’s fucked. If I were a serial killer I would totally move there. “We don’t know if these deaths are related because all 11 of these people were killed with a different size knife to the throat”.

Morons.