Let’s beat this dead horse til it cries uncle.

The Republicans are getting a little pissed off about Obama taking the White House, and rightfully so. They pulled the biggest blunder the American public has ever witnessed by throwing Sarah Palin on a virtually perfect reincarnation of Ronald Reagan and blew the election bigger than the Dem’s 2004 John Kerry mishap. With the feeling of shame and guilt, they’re going after the ‘damn liberal media’, blaming them for McCain’s loss.

The upcoming documentary entitled Media Malpractice is focused on revealing how the media is to blame for the G.O.P.’s lost election. From everything I’ve read so far, it’s complete bullshit that makes excuses about every possible reason they didn’t win. But hey, I’m sure they have valid points, right?!

From the totally unbiased Associated Content website:

How Obama Got Elected has a slightly over nine minute interview conducted by John Ziegler of Sarah Palin, governor of Alaska and Republican 2008 Presidential candidate. In the interview, Sarah Palin unloads about media coverage of her candidacy and her personally which, by any standard, was biased almost to the point of being libelous. The interview will be incorporated into the larger documentary, to be entitled Media Malpractice.

Governor Sarah Palin certainly has plenty to complain about concerning media coverage. From the reporting of outrageous Internet rumors about the nativity of her youngest child and her recently born granddaughter, to the depiction of her as some Northern Exposure hayseed, the media conducted to what amounted to a smear campaign. Sarah Palin was even mocked on Saturday Night Live, week after week, by comic actress Tina Fey.

Damn, that’s heartbreaking. I’m pretty pissed that the media didn’t release anything on Obama to counterweight all the unnecessary attention they gave poor, innocent Sarah Palin. Stuff like convincing a large amount of voters he was a terrorist, doesn’t have proper citizenship, and falsely embedding in voter’s minds that he is a Muslim (God forbid we associate ourselves with Muslims) would have a tragic impact on his campaign and surely would have caused his defeat.

As far as Palin goes, she has a right to be pissed off. I mean who do those damn liberal bastards think they are capitalizing on the fact that she knows absolutely nothing about foreign policy, has a value system reflecting the 1940’s and is out of touch with the majority of the population?

I’m scared shitless for the next election season; yesterday I saw my first ‘Palin in 2012′ sticker. Do yourself a favor and head over to How Obama Got Elected and check this stuff out; it’s a great reminder we live in a world with ignorant people that always need to have excuses.

Sorry about beating a really, really dead horse here, but I’ve been trying to think who Palin has been reminding me of. Like a gift from above, I found this circling the web today… it turns out that she sounds exactly like the mom from Howey Mandel’s old cartoon, Bobby’s World.

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I hoped that since the election was over that I wouldn’t have to listen to that twatwaffle Palin spew her verbal diarrhea anymore. I was incorrect - at least this is about the funniest most surreal thing I’ve experienced all week. Good job, Sarah.

(AP) Gov. Sarah Palin has granted the traditional Thanksgiving pardon to one lucky turkey, but the video that shocked some viewers captured what was happening in the background.

As she answered questions Thursday at Triple D Farm & Hatchery outside Wasilla cameras from the Anchorage Daily News and others showed the bloody work of an employee slaughtering birds behind the former Republican vice presidential candidate.

In the first of what may or may not be a continuing series (depending on how motivated I get and how long I can stomach beating the dead horse that is the 2008 election) I bring you one of the more salient, yet so far underreported lessons learned from this election: that people in Alaskan are either totally in denial or completely batshit insane.

First, we got to meet their Governor, who was supposedly “the most popular governor in America” according to her constituents. However, the rest of the country didn’t take long to figure out that she a filthy liar, a political ignoramus, and an embarrassment to both her party and her running mate John McCain. Wow, great governor you got there, Alaska! You can have her back thanks!

Then of course, we learned that their senior Senator Ted Stevens was guilty of felony corruption (actually seven felonies in all). Sucks for him that his political career is over right? WRONG! Alaskans apparently don’t care about their politicians being bought and sold by energy interests because they re-elected Stevens as their Senator, as well as his crony Don Young. I guess being corrupt isn’t nearly as bad as being A SOCIALIST!

After all, Alaska is so hardline Republican that they vote the party line no matter what! They must then, of course live by their small government creed, fighting the good fight against the socialist policies of their liberal adversaries in the lower 48…oh wait, that’s right, every Alaskan, despite paying no state income tax or sales tax, receives thousands of dollars from the government for just, being Alaskan. This money comes from, you guessed it, taxes on business, specifically the oil business, taxes that Commie Killer Sarah Palin raised last year, saying “collectively Alaskans own the resources. So we share in the wealth when the development of these resources occurs.” BUT WHAT ABOUT THOSE WHO WORKED SO HARD FOR IT!!111111

tl;dr Alaskans enjoy their $3600 government welfare check while voting overwhelmingly against anyone who would dare try to give ordinary Americans even a taste of such goverment-funded economic relief. Wow, thanks guys!

Here’s a few really smart people from Ohio and their take on Barack Obama.

No words needed!