Man I really love going back to the days when amazing feats of human athleticism weren’t just digitally manipulated videos used to virally market a lame new product. Wait, wut?

Man, when I was a kid I wanted an Ewok almost as much as wanted a new Victoria’s Secret catalog to come in the mail. I always figured, though, that the closest I’d ever come was some heavy COSplay. Little did I know, that EWOKS ARE REAL. Check it:

I guess it proves how amazingly bored people are, that there are currently not one but TWO Homer Simpson In Real Life Simulations creeping around the internet, both of which are pretty fucking disturbing.

Even more disturbing though, is the copious amount of Simpsons toon porn to be found on the internet.