Once upon a time I posted some shit about Russia claiming arctic land and, like 90% of the blogs posted here, no one read it. But then Russia decided to pwn Georgia and out of the woodwork come legions of Russia haters, making the comments on the post far lulzier than the post itself could ever had hoped to be. Some examples:

FUCK RUSSIAN FEDERATION! FUCKING MONGREL DEGENERATES. ALL YOUR WHITE BLOOD COMES FROM FINLAND, KARELIA AND OTHER COUNTRIES THAT YOU STINKIES OCCUPIED. USELESS PIECE OF CRAP RUSSIA IS, SELL OIL, GAS OTHER NATURAL RESOURCES, YOU ARE USELESS FOR EVERYTHING ELSE. YOUR GOODS ARE PIECE OF MANURE, QUALITY IS HORRIBLE, EVEN YOUR MILITARY STUFF IS LAME. YOUR PEOPLLE LIVE IN HORRIBLE CONDITIONS WITH VOMIT STINKY TOILETS. RUSSIA STINKS! FUCK YOU! RUSSKIES GO TO HELL!

Some people got all historic on that shit:

Fuck russia! (with small r, no respect!)

They took our grandmothers and sent them to Siberia. Most of them died there. Then, if you spoke your original language, they would take you to KGB’s basement. And there was a thingy there, with blades.. first big ones then small ones until the shit you drop there would been deleted…and then there were trains there to sewer..so the blood could get away.

Almost 20 years when Estonia is free. We take down russian statues and shit(don’t ask me why now..). And then. They start to riot and smash the capital here screaming “where are our rights?!!”. Yee like the rights our grandmas had? The rights that we couldn’t speak our language or have our culture.

Yes Hitler was bad! However, modern day Germany hates the idea of Hitler. My friend who is a German, he could mess you up, if you talk about Hitler. And yet russia says that those days were golden and they put out the symbol of the times in there official parties. So basically naaaaaahh offf courrrseee Stalin and other fuckers weren’t as bad as Hitler right?!. Both of them were bad, however German thinks differently and russia don’t. That’s the problem!

Or really? No! Problem is that all russians are stupid! Yes. no no.. YES they are !
Check out this story: The riot night, one russian died(sadly only one..). Your thinking that Estonian police killed him? No. His own friend stabbed him:D Yes.. And now russian government wants to put a statue for his honour next to Estonians government. Because? WHAT THE FUCK? I mean.. His mother is doing some fake dears on TV saying that his son was killed by the police. HAH His son first robbed a store(got on videotape), then tryed to force in a bar, where some local customers(Estonians) were hiding. Like there was 15 of them against hundreds of russians outside. And the middle of the shit, he got stabbed. Now its of course our fault.
Let me tell you. Every single night russians get high on heroin, since stereotype russian is a drug-users. So basically they stab each other all the time. Like its not a russian party, if nobody doesn’t get stabbed.
So why not make a statue for every drugger fucking russian?

I mean. Please. I have no fucking idea how they managed to make AK, since they are more dumb then piece of shit on a stick.

Fuck russia in the face!

Others kept shit almost too real:

RUSSIA IS A PLACE , WHERE IN FRONT OF WOMAN’S DRUNK HUSBAND , YOU CAN FUCK HIS WIFE , AS MANY OTHERS DID…. MONGOLS, TATARS , PERSIANS , CAUCASIANS , BLACKS AND MANY OTHERS …. SO FUCK RUSSIA AS A NATION WITHOUT FATHER …

But Russia doesn’t take shit talk from former Soviet republics lightly. Their team of 1337 haxxors struck back:

ok, so try to fuck this country, THiS COUNTRY GONNA FUCK THE WORLD!!! FUCK usa*!!!!(no respect )!

HA-HA-HA! THE POOR WHORES!
RUSSIA PISSES YOU IN YOUR DIRTY MOUTH

But the obvious WINNAR was this:

FUCK russian MOTHEFUCKERS!!!

Fuck russian mothers in their graves.
russian girls are sluts!
russian man are alcoholics, animals that are even never shown on National Geographic channel.

All russians are Goats! in russian said “KOZYOL”

Fuck russian politics! It is them who let us use fuck word and hate rationally all the russians!!!

I wish you never lived this life! so russia are you happy that 98% of world hates you???

other 2% they still don’t know that you are real motherfuckers, assholes, and bastards.

Ask your mothers how many times they cheated on your fathers when they ware pregnant on you!

how many international cooks entered i their asses and in their mouths?

I hope America will destroy you once and forever. I beg America to do so!!! 98% of world will be happy and the rest 2% percent will lick ass of America this time!

“r” used in unrespect way!

PREPARE WORLD, TO LICK ASS OF AMERICA THIS TIME HAHAHAHAH!

This is your reminder that the new Number One Gun album, The North Pole Project is in stores today. You should buy it. And they didn’t even pay me to say that, at least not yet. And if you’re wondering what ever happened to that amazingly svelte bass player who used to pwn the stage with NOG, well these days he’s on the road with some lopdick band named Emery, and blogging for this here website. Scroll down about one inch and see for yourself.  

FUN FACT OF THE DAY: Volkswagen, makers of wonderfully modern vehicles, is also the direct sponsor of the cruel torture and death of songbirds. YAY! According to animal rights group IDA (In Defense of Animals):

Volkswagen Foundation is paying experimenters at German and U.S. universities to capture and use these beautiful songbirds in worthless experiments that terrify the birds before they are ruthlessly killed for curiosity’s sake. Although the use of any animal for experimentation is objectionable, the thought of birds-who are universal symbols of joy and freedom-captured, caged, terrorized, and vivisected, is particularly heinous. Birds are indeed so fragile that they often die of fright from the capture or transportation process.

These atrocious acts are taking place at the University of Oldenburg in Germany and Duke University in North Carolina. Songbirds captured from the wild and captive canaries and finches are exposed to different light cycles or are fitted with eye caps glued tightly to their heads to block out all light. Researchers then cut the birds’ heads off to slice their retinas out of their eyes, and dissect and study their brains for clues to the secret of migration. The principal experimenters are Henrik Mouritsen of Oldenburg and Erich D. Jarvis of Duke University. Mouritsen’s webpage features his nature photography - apparently he is unaffected by the irony of building his career on capturing and killing beautiful birds.

And before you say, “well maybe it’s for the good of humanity…” listen to the pwn from Neurologist Robert Hoffman, MD:

“This is an excellent example of the type of basic research in neurophysiology where animals are killed solely to satisfy the curiosity of the investigators and their colleagues. It has no conceivable relevance to the treatment of human disease, nor to the development of industrial applications which do not already exist, including such things as GPS systems. The authors of both articles do not even attempt to discuss the potential importance of this line of work, and this is telling. The reason, in my view, is that there is none except for the advancement of their own careers. The use of animals for a project of this type has no ethical justification.” Mouritsen’s webpage features his nature photography - apparently he is unaffected by the irony of building his career on capturing and killing beautiful birds.”

Go here for moar.

While you’re at it, check out the most EMO bird photo series EVAR. Some serious shit man.

Hey there, remember when To Catch A Predator went to Riverside, CA and had a woman act like a 13-year-old boy to lure in creepy old men so Chris Hanson could pwn them?

Her name is Del Harvey, and she’s pretty much my ideal woman.

I also found her MySpace. Afterwards I neglected to take any further action because I would imagine she has a strong aversion to people who solicit other people on the Internet with romantic interests. Plus, I’m really shy, even on the Internet.