And This Year’s Winner For Most Meaningless Musical Genre Descriptor: PUNK

So today in the mail, I got the latest in the Fearless Records series of Punk Goes compilations, entitled Punk Goes Acoustic 2, and the first track was…..Jack’s Mannequin. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Don’t get me wrong, I like cheesy piano emo as much as the next teen girl, but “punk?” There ain’t no piano in punk, son.