Last time we checked, lil Ronnie for Escape the Fate was going to prison for a long, long time. Well apparently even if you’re confined to the penile system, you’re still allowed to blog. Lil Ronnie has written some insightful little tidbits on his Myspace… check it!

Thursday, August 14, 2008

To Craig Mabbot of Bless the Fall.. Oh, I mean, Escape the Fate..
Current mood: sassy

I didn’t say anything about this before.. But you really are trying to be like me.. Fucking my ex girlfriend now, huh!!.. So… tell me!! How does my dick taste??..Aaaaand my microphone??

How is it living my life?? Must be pretty Rad.. I would know.. Don’t get used to it. When I get out there won’t be much left for you to live in cause the real deal will be back.. But hey, maybe you could sing back up in my band!!…

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Well, Maxwell Green…
Current mood: enlightened

You may say you are over ‘IT’.. But ‘IT’ has only just begun..

A storm is coming, and you can’t stop it..

I would rather be in prison and happy, because I know who I am and what I have become, then be in a band with a bunch of liars and backstabbers..

Like I said before.. I am your foundation.. No matter where you go and what you do I’ll ALWAYS be IN YOUR HEAD!!

You must not remember the day we were all at Omars and you all walk in with your sea shell necklaces and quicksilver t-shirts.! After I got finished, you left looking just like ME.. Cause that’s what you will always be, an image of me and what I made you…

I guess you can’t blame the guy… I mean, his schedule consists of waking up, working out, getting ass raped by a 400 lb. white supremacist named ‘Cindy’ social time, and then hating himself and the person he’s become for the next 22 hrs. of the day.

Between this kid and the Trace Cyrus/Jeffree Star thing, the little shits that are running around as the faces of music are really disturbing me… fuck it.  Our graphic designer is rocking some At the Drive In, so I can’t be too upset, can I?

Jacob the Jeweler is well known for getting big name celebrities iced out. He sells custom, high-priced jewels and is mentioned in plenty of hip-hop songs. Jacob Arabov was given federal charges back in June of 2006. He violated federal drug laws by laundering $270 million! The indictment was linked to a drug organization titled the Black Mafia Family and involved Arabov along with 23 others. He will have to forfeit at least 30 pieces of jewelry, cars and residences.

It is now two years later and the 43-year-old Jacob Arabov pleaded guilty to lying to the Feds and making changes in his legal documents. The drug ring was transferring through multiple states and Arabov continued to lie about the information he knew or was involved with. This means prison time fo him! Hopefully he isn’t someones boyyyfriend.

The king of bling is sentenced to two and a half years in federal penitentiary. Who will ice out Diddy now?

Former member of the Manson family and convicted murderer Susan Atkins, aka Sadie Mae Glutz, has requested a “compassionate release” from her home of the last 37 years, a state prison in Corona, CA.

Atkins, now 60, has little time to live as she is dying from terminal brain cancer. A supervising board will look over the request, though no timetable has been set. The sister of deceased actress Sharon Tate (whom Atkins held down while being stabbed and later wrote “PIG” on a door in Tate’s blood) had this to say:

“I don’t want to seem like a heartless creature, but in all my years, I never considered this could happen. She showed no compassion. She told my sister as she slit her throat that she didn’t (care) for her or her unborn baby.”

Atkins, who is apparently now a born-again Christian, has an estimated one month to live.

R. Kelly’s sex tape trial is now focusing on his lower back mole, of all things. Images of Kelly’s back mole linked him to a sex tape at the middle of his child pornography trial. Kelly’s attorneys argued that the man in the graphic tape did not have a mole, so it could not have been Kelly.
Video forensics expert froze frames of the sex tape and there was a dark spot on the man’s back and it was in the exact same position as Kelly’s. Uh oh..

His defense attorney argued that the spot faded in and out and could be a technical imperfection on the tape. Kelly, 41, is charged with child pornography. This is because he allegedly videotaped himself with a girl as young as 13. Kelly is pleading not guilty and faces up to 15 years in prison if convicted.

And this popped up when I googled Kelly & I’m finding it prettttty creepy:

22-year-old Wisconsin grocery clerk Jake Brahm will spend six months in federal prison for starting a terrorist hoax. Brahm began and circulated the Internet rumor that seven NFL stadiums would be hit with “dirty” bombs on October 22, 2006, and claimed that Osama Bin Laden would hail the bombings as the “American Hiroshima.” The rumors resulted in heightened security for each stadium, which Brahm will be paying to the tune of $26 grand on top of his six months in the clink.

I have a penpal. The good ol’ fashioned kind. We don’t even TYPE our letters, we write them. By hand. He writes me wonderful things about atheism and pagans and life in a Texas prison. Yup, he’s in tha slamma. He’s a cool dude, tho. Here’s the latest from him… it’s a lovely letter and I encourage you to read it…