Did you know that a Pringles can and a Sparks caffeinated malt beverage are almost the exact same width?

Okay, yes, it looks a little weird “drinking” a Pringles can while walking down the street, but if you imagine you’re finishing off the crumbs then you’re golden.

Drinking in public? Forgetaboutit.

Sources from a very real network have recently documented the exciting new update from Blizzard Entertainment. Set to be an ‘industry changing revolution in hardcore gaming’, the new title, ‘World of World of Warcraft’, promises to go beyond all previously set standards. The game lets the user function as a character whom is actually playing ‘World of Warcraft’. Points are apparently not only set by how your character’s character does in the game, but real world factors, like the amount of Mountain Dew you can consume or how bad your avatar’s cholesterol is after binging on Pringles for 3 weeks strait.

‘Warcraft’ Sequel Lets Gamers Play A Character Playing ‘Warcraft’

Inventor of Pringles, Fredric Baur, died yesterday at 84. His last wish - to be cremated and buried in a Pringles can. I guess once you drop, the fun doesn’t stop. ZINGGGG!!!!!1