Clicked on the link on Drudge for “Primary Results” and I got this gem courtest of ABC News. Wow. Barack Obama checking in with 0% of the vote, followed closely by Hillary Clinton with 0% of the vote. BREAKING NEWS! Besides, its not like these primaries matter: everyone knows that Ron Paul is gonna be president any way. RON PAUL ‘08…Oh wait…

I mean, just look at this picture, shot at a rally in Portland on Sunday. Obviously no one wants to vote for this guy.