Rarely are sequels better than the original. But in the case of Powerthirst 2, I got 50% more lols per capita.

I have no idea what “per capita” means.

And no, do not write a comment telling me what “per capita” means because I WILL NOT READ IT.

Tom’s Natural Toothpaste
Apricot
Tom’s of Maine

When it was my roommate’s turn to buy the household toothpaste I was a little bit skeptical of his choice. Homeopathic? Apricot? No fluoride? And I thought I was supposed to be the hippy of the house… To my surprise, Tom’s Natural Apricot flavored Toothpaste tastes divine, leaves no sickly-sweet aftertaste and is free of artificial ingredients. More interestingly, when you brush your teeth and then drink a glass of orange juice, you don’t get that nasty sour-mouth experience. God I hate that. What Apricot lacks in minty freshness it more than makes up for in natural whitening power. Plus, if you swallow more than a pea-sized amount, it won’t kill you. Bonus!