Larry Flynt went through with it. “Nailin’ Paylin,” brought to you by Hustler, has just released some publicity shots and they are… well, look for yourself.

My personal favorite:

Porn producer, Larry Flynt, is making a porno all about the one and only Sarah Palin. The search on Craigslist, yes seriously, has ended. Flynt found his leading lady and the movie is now in pre-production.

“Nailin’ Paylin” has been put on rapid production so it arrives within the next month before the election. There are plans for a threeway with Hilary and Condoleezza look-alikes.

The faux Sarah is Lisa Ann (SEE BELOW), who “will be nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door.” In another scene (a flashback) “young Paylin’s creationist college professor will explain a ‘big bang’ theory even she can’t deny!”

While doing research for my last post (and, for the record, typing “jail rape” into a Google Image search counts as research here at Synthesis blog…hey, I just set precedent!!!), I happened to stumble on the best Web site on the internet.

MS Paint Porn (www.mspaintporn.net/) is just as its name implies: crudely rendered pornographic scenes drawn in MS Paint. Its categories run the expected (hardcore, softcore, oral, etc) to the more extreme (BSDM, anal, incest, etc.) to the TOTALLY AWESOME (Robot, Alien, Metaphysical, Pirate, etc.).

I know what I’ll be doing the rest of the day:Masturbating until I cum dust. More rad pics after the jump: (more…)