I was surfing YouTube, looking for footage on Slug (man of my dreams) when I found this highly educational video. So here, Internet. Learn something.

I don’t understand why this isn’t considered porn. Just ‘cuz it’s an animal other than human? Isn’t it kind of arrogant to think that our sex is so sacred that it shouldn’t be readily available for every perv? Speaking of pervs… you can view my live yahoo channel here.

Admittedly I was still half-asleep, but yesterday morning I swear I caught a news piece on the BBC claiming that animal husbandry specialists are showing zoo-confined pandas some videos of pandas humping. In other words, panda porn. Apparently these beasts only mate in a couple-day window per year, and pandas in captivity usually have no interest in getting down, prompting scientists to come up with, uh, marital aids. No proof that this works yet, but the scientists apparently like it.

Ah, here’s the article.

And in other Panda news, awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww:

For more awesome Panda Cuteness, please consult the BBC Here.

I just got done watching our latest videos we just put up on our Synthesis Brand Channel on YouTube and, sorry to blow my own horn here, but we are O.S.S.!! (That’s “on some shit” for you n00bs.) Check it out, suckers…
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Sonic Youth co-vocalist Thurston Moore has scored the soundtrack to an amateur porno directed by Richard Kern titled, “Extra Action (And Extra Hardcore)“. The film itself isn’t so much an all-out porno as it is an “artsy adult film.”

The pairing of Moore and Kern shouldn’t come as much of a surprise to Sonic Youth fans, as Kern has directed two videos for the band: “Death Valley 69,” and “Scooter and Jinx” (both of which can be viewed below). The cover of Evol was also taken from the film, “Submit to Me Now” by Kern.

The film itself has been described as the result of what happens when Kern tells his “unpretentious, unadorned, and definitely undressed” actresses to “roll around and do something interesting for a few minutes.”

Death Valley 69:

Scooter and Jinx:

I guess there’s no clean way to roll away from this one….