In defiance against both the will of man and God, somehow Jenna Jameson has conceived a child. This is a shocking twist of events in the scientific community, as a team of NASA engineers routinely goes into her uterus and sterilizes with flamethrowers.

She’s apparently pretty stoked on the whole issue, though. From the internetz:

“She had a bunch of meetings and things planned for Fashion Week, including meetings for her own line, but she’s postponed everything,” said our source. “She’s completely thrilled, this is something she’s wanted for a very long time.” Jameson miscarried during her marriage to Jay Grdina, whom she divorced in 2006. She also once failed with in vitro.

Her boyfriend, UFC badass Tito Ortitz, is probably someone that would take offense to internet goons bashing his girlfriend and baby, so in the spirit of goodwill, CONGRATULATIONS!

Since today is old internet day, I figured I’d post the video of the dudes in the pterodactyl suits tag teaming some lady. But the actual video is no longer up on PornoTube or any of those other sites, so the best I could find was a clip on College Humor. If you’re intrigued I’m sure you could use this secret data mining tool to hunt down the real deal. Definitely NSFW but really, did you think it would be? Check it after the jump:
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The Synthesis is admittedly a little smug when it comes to the Mac v. PC debate. We have a decent amount of Mac Minis, a series of random Mac desktops and a few MacBooks floating around the office at all times. Is it really necessary that we rock such killer machines for writing blogs and looking at celebrity pr0n? Of course! We’re in the business of serving up internetz, and with that comes a certain responsibility to look hip and trendy and shit. Oh, and to do the massive amount of editing it takes to bring you our Manchild Drink Beer webisodes. Here’s some other super famous people that made the switch.

Oh, and of course Dave Chappelle.

I’ve started a personal goal of trying to watch some form of porn during every minute here at the Synthesis. Realistically, it’s not too difficult considering my boss frequently tells me to blog about the most recent celebrity nude shots. But, as many guys realize after countless exposure to weird fetishes over the internetz, sometimes the nip-slips just don’t cut it anymore.

I bring you a new revolution to both watching mad pr0n AND getting your lulz on: sfw-porn.com. This is Microsoft Paint at it’s finest, bringing you quality porn in a comical, safe for work fashion.

Continuing our coverage of turtles partaking in HILARIOUS Human vices, we bring you TURTLES BOINKING.

Listen to them knock boots, er, shells. And the Noises at the end? Anyone else fighting the urge to excuse yourself and, uh, “take care of business?”

Thanks MusicismyBoyfriend Blog, that shit is tight. TURTLE POWER!

I was surfing YouTube, looking for footage on Slug (man of my dreams) when I found this highly educational video. So here, Internet. Learn something.

I don’t understand why this isn’t considered porn. Just ‘cuz it’s an animal other than human? Isn’t it kind of arrogant to think that our sex is so sacred that it shouldn’t be readily available for every perv? Speaking of pervs… you can view my live yahoo channel here.