Every now and then a band thinks out of the box and sends us something cooler than the same old stupid press kit. We still haven’t figured out what to do with all the one-sheets we get. Sometimes we make paper airplanes out of them. Sometimes we crumple them up and use them for ammunition anytime an intern steps out of line. For the most part they get thrown away, um I mean, RECYCLED.

Today we got something cooler. Well… kind of. Swedish band Hyeno sent us this…

The cards are awesome… but what’s with the dirty seagull feathers? There’s like… poop on one of them. I did check out their MySpace, so kudos to them for piquing my curiosity. Could only stand to listen to 3 of their tracks though. Too much industrial shit makes me craycray.

Here at the Synthesis we get a little bored. I’ve now instated the game ‘Hide and Go Poop’. See documentary below for details.

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Britney may be no coke-head Lindsey Lohan, but she’s just as crazy and probably more dangerous. The poptart not only has custody of her two children, Sean Preston and Jayden James, but also a poor little pooch with a little bit of IBS.

 At a recent OK! Magazine shoot, Britney not only ruined a $274 dollar designer dress by wiping her greasy money-grubbing digits on them (Brit, that’s not the quilted quicker-picker-upper..) but her dear doggy also took the time to do number two on a pretty little $6,700 gown. I guess Brit’s not only full of crap put her pooch is, too…

 Brit tried to pull some MAJOR damage control and begged OK! to disregard her actions during the shoot (there were also some rumored open-door bathroom visits and the constant need to complain about the length of her skirt) but OK! says “NO WAY!” and plans to publish a full account of the disaster in the next issue. You can read a bit about the poptart tragedy here, but I’d personally wait for the magazine so I get to full visual and all the giggles I could ask for.

 Silly little popstars.. didn’t your mommies ever teach you to use napkins and wear underwear?

In other news, Lindsey Lohan is also a nutcase. See here for details.