As it’s John Lennon’s birthday and I’m not about to sit here and do what I’m supposed to be doing (editing articles so Dubs can be happy with life), I did a little more John Lennon research (read: googling off.)
For instance, most song lyric sites have the David Bowie lyric to “Life on Mars” wrong. “Now the workers have struck for fame / ‘Cause Lennon’s on sale again.” Workers? Lenin? C’MON.”

One of the articles I edited made a reference to Chuck Berry, so I started looking him up. And then serendipity struck.

It’s cool to see John Lennon jamming with Chuck Berry, but the best part is Chuck’s facial expression when Yoko Ono starts…er…singing?

1:12. Classic.

I am now looking up “Chuck Berry” and “pee pee,” because I vaguely remember stories about how he, in his personal life, has a sexual proclivity towards “waste play.” I’ll post what I find next…this is by far my most productive day at Synthesis, ever.

And totally peed on that shit.

Perhaps she may find it worth while to squander all her money on blow, remove her breast implants and spend some time in a Mexican library.

Who else has a slight hunch that night vision Tila Tequila porn may be surfacing on the web any second now?