Video Matt comes through with not one, not two, not three, but FOUR new Paramore videos on our YouTube channel. And you thought that dude who was selling her childhood drawings on eBay was bad. At least he was her stepdad. We ain’t even kin.

I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but our resident video savant, the aptly named Video Matt has a boner the size of Rhode Island for Paramore. In fact, he has a personal archive of fap videos that he hoards like gold nuggets, locked away in a safe deep inside his family compound in the hills above Gridley. However, we are slowly convincing him to release some of this footage for the greater good of humanity. Check out these two clips of Paramore back before they were the biggest thing since sliced wrists, playing at the legendary Boardwalk in Orangevale, CA.

As if it wasn’t enough that Protest the Hero frontman Rody Walker came to Chico a month or so back and rocked an acoustic jam in Managing Editor Ryan Prado’s apartment, posed some tough questions for Paramore and sat down for his own Q&A sesh with Video Matt, he’s now acting as a roving correspondent for Synthesis.net at this year’s Warped Tour. Check out his interview with From First to Last above, and subscribe to our stupid YouTube channel so we can spam you with our shit ALL DAY!

This is Lauren Bernat of Miami, FL. She likes to Wii Hula Hoop in her underwear, while her dorky bf / roommate films her. And that ass is stacking FAME!!! 2 million views in 2 weeks? Damn!

To watch something with a little more substance, check out and subscribe to our YouTube channel. Just yesterday, we filmed some silly shit where I get squirted by Ranch dressing. On the real though, we have some good video interviews…

Hatebreed, Thrice, Fall of Troy, Getting a Tattoo with Ed Harcourt, Paramore, Paramore, and more Paramore, Eisley, The Used live, As I Lay Dying, The Color Fred, MxPx live, Armor For Sleep, The Cool Kids live at SXSW, The English Beat live, Chiodos live, Tilly & The Wall, Me Drunk as Eff, Pierce The Veil live, The Audition

Video Matt’s future wife Hayley Williams and the rest of Paramore have a busy summer ahead of them: touring Europe, doing time on this year’s Warped Tour, embarking on their Final RIOT! tour with Phantom Planet and Jack’s Mannequin and stopping by Bonnaroo, Bumbershoot and Dfest. Check out the band’s complete dates below and then check out some ancient footage of the band out of Video Matt’s spank band vault above:

JUNE
2 Dublin, IRE Dublin RDS Simmions Court
4 Portsmouth, UK Portsmouth Guildhall
5 Nottingham, UK Nottingham Rock City
7 Nürburgring, GER Rock Am Ring
8 Nürnberg, GER Rock Im Park
9 Brussels, BEL Brussels AB
11 Copenhagen, DK Pumpehuset
12 Hultsfred, SWE Hultsfred Festival
14 Oslo, NOR Norwegian Wood Festival
15 Seinajoki, FIN Provinssirock
17 Amsterdam, HOL Melkweg
18 Paris, FRA Bataclan
30 Milwaukee, WI Summerfest
JULY
1 St. Louis, MO Vans Warped Tour
2 Kansas City, MO Vans Warped Tour
3 Dallas, TX Vans Warped Tour
5 San Antonio, TX Vans Warped Tour
6 Houston, TX Vans Warped Tour
25 Tulsa, OK Dfest
26 Englewood, CO Channel 93.3’s Big Gig - Fiddlers Green Amphitheatre
28 Reno, NV Grand Sierra Theatre* (w/ Jack’s Mannequin and Paper Route)
30 Costa Mesa, CA Pacific Amphitheatre* (OC Fair w/ Jack’s Mannequin)
AUGUST
1 San Diego, CA Concerts On The Green
2 Mesa, AZ Mesa Amphitheatre
5 Little Rock, AR Riverfest Amphitheatre
6 New Orleans, LA The Sugarmill
7 Memphis, TN Mud Island Amphitheatre
10 Baltimore, MD Virgin Festival 2008 - Pimlico Race Course *
12 Chicago, IL Congress Theatre
13 Sterling Hts, MI Freedom Hill
15 Philadelphia, PA Festival Pier @ Penn’s Landing
16 Asbury Park, NJ Asbury Park Convention Hall
17 Providence, RI Providence Piers
22 Montreal, QUE Metropolis* (w/ Phantom Planet and Paper Route)
23 Toronto, ONT Kool Haus* (w/ Phantom Planet and Paper Route)
24 Cleveland, OH Time Warner Cable Ampitheatre* (w/ Phantom Planet and Paper Route)
26 St. Paul, MN Minnesota State Fair
29 Portsmouth, VA NTelos Wireless Pavilion* (w/ Phantom Planet and Paper Route)
30 Wallingford, CT Chevrolet Theatre
SEPTEMBER
1 Seattle, WA Bumbershoot Festival- Seattle Center Memorial Stadium

In the final episode of Video Matt’s most recent installment of the legendary Paramore Being Crazy video series, Hayley pwns the band about tempos at soundcheck while Video Matt weeps tears of joy at being so close to the woman he loves. To see the rest of the footage from the show, and the 34532 other videos in the long-running Paramore Being Crazy series, check out our YouTube channel. Or fuck directly off!