So I’m pretty sure that somewhere in Gridley, CA, Video Matt has a web of underground tunnels.  After dodging the poison tipped darts, stepping on the stones that reveal the true name of God and taking the leap of faith over the pit of doom, you come to a giant vault.  There, after saying “Hayley Williams” backwards 3 times, the vault bursts open with a cloud of smoke escaping. It is there, my friends, that lies Matt’s secret stash of all the randomness he has filmed whilst being with his band buddies, Paramore. Recently found footage has been turned loose onto the web, which finally answers man’s oldest question: “What would it look like if Paramore was playing around with airsoft guns?”.

In the final episode of Video Matt’s most recent installment of the legendary Paramore Being Crazy video series, Hayley pwns the band about tempos at soundcheck while Video Matt weeps tears of joy at being so close to the woman he loves. To see the rest of the footage from the show, and the 34532 other videos in the long-running Paramore Being Crazy series, check out our YouTube channel. Or fuck directly off!

In the latest episode of Video Matt’s long-running YouTube saga Paramore Being Crazy, he catches up with the band at the Hard Rock Cafe in Sacramento and proves once again, that despite selling 28473739475 records, Paramore are still some fun-loving kids. Also worth checking out is the footage of the band’s set later that night at the Hard Rock, videos of which can be found on our YouTube channel. To give you another taste, here’s the band doing “That’s What You Get.” Watch that shit and help Video Matt achieve his lifelong goal of being the biggest thing to hit YouTube since the “Let’s Get Some Shoes” song.

We sent Video Matt, aka the world’s biggest Paramore fan down to Sacramento yesterday to hang out with his future wife Hayley Williams and the rest of the Paramore crew, to expand upon his already deep archive of footage featuring Paramore doing what they do best, being crazy. He also had a chance to film their acoustic sesh at the Hard Rock Cafe, so check out the trailer above for a little taste of what will soon be coming to our Synthesis YouTube channel.

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Jimmy Eat World and Paramore have announced the routing of a U.S. co-headline tour scheduled to kick off April 1st. Said Jimmy Eat World singer Jim Adkins, “We’re very excited for the upcoming tour with Paramore. We got to know them last December while playing festivals together. They put on a great show and we think it’s going to be an awesome bill.” Adds Hayley Williams (Paramore), “If it all ends tomorrow, we will be happy knowing that we got a tour with the band that gave us a reason to play music.”

APRIL

1st ­ San Antonio, TX ­ Freeman Coliseum
2nd ­ Lubbock, TX ­ Lonestar Amphitheater
3rd ­ El Paso, TX ­ El Paso County Coliseum
5th ­ Irvine, CA ­ Verizon Wireless Amphitheater (Bamboozle West)
6th ­ Bakersfield, CA ­ Rabobank Theater
8th ­ San Jose, CA ­ Event Center at San Jose State
9th ­ Sacramento, CA ­ Sacramento Memorial Auditorium
10th ­ Salem, OR ­ Salem Armory
12th ­ Pocatello, ID ­ Holt Arena
14th ­ Orem, UT ­ McKay Events Center
16th ­ Council Bluffs, IA ­ Mid America Center
17th ­ Springfield, MO ­ The Shrine Mosque
18th ­ Des Moines, IA ­ Val Air Ballroom
19th ­ DeKalb, IL ­ Convocation Center
21st Grand Rapids, MI Deltaplex
22nd ­ Dayton, OH ­ Hara Arena
25th ­ Rochester, NY ­ Gordon Field House
26th ­ Washington, DC ­ Bender Arena
28th ­ Albany, NY ­ Washington Avenue Armory
30th ­ Lowell, MA ­ Paul E. Tsongas Arena

MAY
2nd ­ Atlantic City, NJ ­ Taj Mahal Mark G. Etess Arena

DID YOU KNOW: That Video Matt loves Paramore? And That Paramore Loves Being Crazy??! Watch and Learn