But Muslims have crazy ass countries where former female Prime Ministers are killed in suicide assassinations. RIP Benazir Bhutto. If you have no idea who Benazir Bhutto is, you should take a few moments and look into her life, and now death. Likewise, her home country of Pakistan might be a country worth knowing a little more about as well. Internal strife in a Muslim theocracy is of course nothing new, but things get a little more interesting when you add in Nuclear Weapons.

In celebration of the homecoming of former Pakistani Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto, more than 100 people were killed by two bomb blasts along the route of Bhutto’s procession. Early reports suggest the culprits were either suicide bombers or people so excited that they spontaneously combusted. I mean, here in AMERICA! that kind of shit would never happen…

I mean, really, NEVER HAPPEN,

I mean…wait what?