If Assholes Could Fly, This Blog Would Be Busier Than O’hare

Remember that time last year when a UFO kicked it over Chicago’s O’hare Airport for hecka long? Well if you’ve got some time on your hands, our friends at NARCAP (National Aviation Reporting Center on Anomalous Phenomena) have released a 155 page report on the incident. Its available in PDF format here. It’s a real page turner.