Mind you, I’m getting my info from Access Hollywood, the true bastion of journalistic integrity and newsworthiness, so feel free to take this with a grain of salt.

In a stunning revelation, Mary-Kate Olsen, the fur enthusiast and supposed actress had been TOTALLY HOOKING UP OMG!!1!! with Heath for months prior to his death, and was notified BEFORE the police that he was not breathing. DUN DUN DUUUUUN.

In other news, being a former child star is still beat. But portraying gay cowboys and overdosing is still totally awesome.

So besides being completely made of fail when it comes to life, the Olsen Twins are also personally responsible for the deaths of all sorts of really super cute looking dogs and rabbits and other furry creatures. Of course, our friends at Peta are there to keep us all posted, with an entire area of their web site called Meet the Trollsen Twins, from which the above video was taken. WARNING: If you’re an overly-sensitive old lady this video may offend you as it shows actual real things that happen in the world.