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Political Intelligence
Author: some guy4 Nov
Here’s a few really smart people from Ohio and their take on Barack Obama.
Get y’r learn on YOU idiots!
Author: rene21 Oct
Warning: There might be some big words in here. If you live in Ohio, the south and/or married your second cousin you might need some help. PLEASE contact a kindergarten teacher, they will be able to assist you.
Happy Birthday Bath at Burger King
Author: spencer12 Aug
From AP:
Burger King Corp. said Tuesday it has parted ways with an employee who was recorded taking a soapy bath in the restaurant’s utility sink. The nearly four-minute video, which was posted Thursday on MySpace.com, shows the unidentified employee taking the bath to celebrate his birthday.
The worker, who refers to himself as “Mr. Unstable,” appears to be naked.
On behalf of all thr Synthesis bloggers, happy birthday Mr. Unstable. By the way, your music sucks.
Ghost, Ghost I Know You Live Within Me
Author: spencer14 Nov
Hmmm…nothing on google trends today except people from Google who I don’t care about getting married, , a Chilean 7.7 earth quake and shit on the Huffington Post. Wait, magic number 9: “Gas Station Ghost.” A gas station security camera in bumfuck Ohio caught this blurry, blue image randomly floating around. Some say the gs station was [cue spooky echo voice] built on an Indian burial ground…. See for yourself:
Ghost? Alien? Angel? Demon? Asian Reporter Tricia Takanawa? Good advertising for a random Ohio gas station? Who knows what the real answer is?
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