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AntiPoleez is a hard lozenge type candy. It was designed by a Switzerland confectionary manufacturer who’s been in business for over 80 years. AntiPoleez is intended for use by people who absolutely need their breath smelling fresh after consumption of alcohol, tobacco and bad breath producing foods.

You had a few drinks and don’t want others to know you did? Your spouse hates smell of cigarettes in your breath? You just had a tuna sandwich and were called to an unexpected meeting with your boss? AntiPoleez starts working immediately on completely eliminating the unwanted odor and will solve your problem in less then a minute. It is superior to any other breath freshener or gum because it will not leave you smelling like a fruit and it will work until the next consumption of the odor producing substance.

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