Despite an utter (haha… utter) disrespect for Senator Obama throughout the entire night, I think we should take a litte time out of our day to discuss the nation’s new catch phrase the McCain coined; “That One“.  With a pompus attitude at last nights debate, John McCain refused to say his rival’s name during the televised debate.  When confronted about the energy crisis, he brought up a past energy bill he had voted against, then proceeded to say, “You know who voted for it?  You’ll never guess… That one”.  The touching debatical that was laced with hatred and a tad bit of bigotry hit the news hard today… Check it out about 30 seconds into the clip.

On the bright side, with less than 30 days until the elections, I found the hottest new fashion trend that’s sure to impress everyone at your favorite college co-op or coffee house…

I think I have a mild obsession with this chick. I would love to see her head on a stick, but I just realized for the last 3 weeks, shes pretty much all I’ve blogged about. Oh well, there’s bigger fish to fry in the blogging world… LIKE SARAH PALIN CHEETOS!

No joke, someone has put up a Cheeto on Ebay that the seller claims is an exact replica of Gov. Palin holding her baby girl Trig. This goes way beyond all those weird ‘Jesus Grilled Cheeses’ we see pop up every now and then, simply because the given snack food bares no resemblance to any person, or anything edible, at all. Maybe this guy is onto something though… think of the food sponsorship opportunities. Palin branded elk jerky! Prunes in the shape of John McCain’s head!

But her underage, preggo slutty daughter is kind of hot.  Too bad the Sarah Palin has plans to cut support for unwed teenage mothers.  Ironic lulz.

ST. PAUL — Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, the Republican vice-presidential nominee who revealed Monday that her 17-year-old daughter is pregnant, earlier this year used her line-item veto to slash funding for a state program benefiting teen mothers in need of a place to live.

After the legislature passed a spending bill in April, Palin went through the measure reducing and eliminating funds for programs she opposed. Inking her initials on the legislation — “SP” — Palin reduced funding for Covenant House Alaska by more than 20 percent, cutting funds from $5 million to $3.9 million. Covenant House is a mix of programs and shelters for troubled youths, including Passage House, which is a transitional home for teenage mothers.

They later say that the family has asked for the media to respect their daughter’s privacy.  Yea, with /b/ scouring the internetz for any pics they can get of her, I’m sure that’ll happn…

I’ll just leave this here for you to read over…

Governor Palin has made a big splash onto the national stage, however her state investigation here in Alaska continues.

Back in late July the legislative council approved $100,000 to investigate Governor Palin’s potential abuse of power. Since, special investigator Steve Branchflower has been working methodically to bring to light the facts of a case that have only recently surfaced.

“The status of the investigation is that Steve Branchflower is taking statements right now from former members of the administration, and scheduling other appointments with other members of the administration, up to, and including Governor Palin to find out the facts of what happened,” said Senator Hollis French, who is in charge of the legislativeinvestigation of Palin.

Branchflower is looking into the events that led up to the firing of former public safety commissioner Walt Monegan. It is alleged that Monegan may have been fired for refusing to fire Alaska State Trooper Michael Wooten, who went through a messy divorce with Palin’s sister and is currently in the midst of a custody battle.

Regardless of Palin’s status as the vice presidential nominee, many are calling for the investigation’s continuance, “There is too much information to just erase it as a mistake,” said Senator Lyda Green, a Republican from Wasilla, “It needs to be followed through very diligently, very carefully.”

Although on the really cool side of things, we could be witnessing the first canidate to have to give her V.P. debates from a prison cell… that could be fun!

Meanwhile, where can I get these sw33t buttons?

McCain looks happy, doesn’t he?  Kinda looks like he needs to poop…

Democratic Stuff.com probably struck gold with this button.  I can picture thousands of teenage high school students, most of which probably unable to vote, either sporting this bad boy proudly around school or getting their ass kicked by the football team.

Yes we fucking can!